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On the day I retire, this is the cake I'm going to bring to work (Original Post) Major Nikon Mar 2012 OP
Can I have a corner? One with a big flower. ohiosmith Mar 2012 #1
Bad choice - sculpt into a hard on (with balls) and run the saying along the shaft. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #2
You can have my piece. ohiosmith Mar 2012 #3
I'm pretty sure we have a few of those in the drawer with various settings. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #5
You need a marching band to go with that csziggy Mar 2012 #4
I've said that a time or two DiverDave Mar 2012 #6
I just retired at the end of 2011, and I wish The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2012 #7

DiverDave

(4,886 posts)
6. I've said that a time or two
Sun Mar 18, 2012, 08:13 PM
Mar 2012

I always said the amount of crap I will take is in direct proportion to the money I make.
Since I never made alot of money, I would quit if you looked at me crosseyed.
Course, all that changed when I had kids, took a bit to calm down and roll with it.
Hell, I once quit a job because a girl told me she didnt date co-workers.
I had alot of fun after I quit, believe me.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,693 posts)
7. I just retired at the end of 2011, and I wish
Sun Mar 18, 2012, 09:06 PM
Mar 2012

I'd brought a cake something like that. Except mine would have said:

NYAH, NYAH, I'M RETIRING AND YOU'RE NOT.

It's been good. I haven't looked back.

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