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BlueCollar

(3,859 posts) Sun Sep 6, 2015, 05:27 PM Sep 2015

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I'm sorry to have to ask but has Obama finished invading Texas?

I haven't being paying attention and I lost my decoder ring and Agent Mike hasn't checked in.

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I'm sorry to have to ask but has Obama finished invading Texas? (Original Post) BlueCollar Sep 2015 OP

The Walmart tunnel complex is almost done. denbot Sep 2015 #1

It was a false flag op. trof Sep 2015 #2

All the Jade Helm lunatics have gone quiet. Very quiet. Paladin Sep 2015 #3

The crow flies at sunrise BlueJazz Sep 2015 #4

And the owls dance in the bathroom, 0200Z. Hack. n/t sarge43 Sep 2015 #7

Our plan is working perfectly. BlueJazz Sep 2015 #8

Delta Romeo sarge43 Sep 2015 #9

Remember: shake the elbows LiberalEsto Sep 2015 #32

Roger. The Lounge Rangers are moving out. sarge43 Sep 2015 #33

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle Yavin4 Sep 2015 #25

The dead dog barks backward. Aristus Sep 2015 #19

!! BlueJazz Sep 2015 #24

He invaded Alaska most recently. Arugula Latte Sep 2015 #5

As a Texan, all I can say is: DFW Sep 2015 #6

Obama is so good at these sneaky maneuvers treestar Sep 2015 #10

Talk about management sarge43 Sep 2015 #13

Thank you for a much needed chuckle! I had forgotten about that invasion. Tipperary Sep 2015 #11

Shock and Awe just started (nt) UrbScotty Sep 2015 #12

Or is that Shuck and Awe? Or put another way, Awe Shucks? n/t A Simple Game Sep 2015 #14

We're still rounding up the Texans who wanted to secede from the country LynneSin Sep 2015 #15

ok....but Ricky just dropped out of the race BlueCollar Sep 2015 #16

Who is Agent Mike and why the hell didn't I get a decoder ring? davidpdx Sep 2015 #17

if you haven't. got your decoder ring yet BlueCollar Sep 2015 #23

He must be done by now, he's already got the t-shirt Mac1949 Sep 2015 #18

I heard he's going to bomb the moon next. GoneOffShore Sep 2015 #21

Yeah, but the man in moon deserves it... Mac1949 Sep 2015 #27

Trump want to bomb Uranus. madinmaryland Sep 2015 #30

I miss Agent Mike. GoneOffShore Sep 2015 #20

He's waiting for the next time the White Sox play in Houston... First Speaker Sep 2015 #22

Not yet. TexasTowelie Sep 2015 #26

He's confiscating all their guns as we speak. n/t Lil Missy Sep 2015 #28

He better wrap it up soon. The War on Christmas is starting soon. Glassunion Sep 2015 #29

The town of Grapevine, TX is going to get a double bombardment. Arugula Latte Sep 2015 #31

denbot

(9,900 posts)

1. The Walmart tunnel complex is almost done.

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2015, 06:19 PM

Sep 2015

Soon, soon!

trof

(54,256 posts)

2. It was a false flag op.

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2015, 07:11 PM

Sep 2015

Mexico was actually the invading force.
Success is within their grasp.
It's almost over.

Paladin

(28,264 posts)

3. All the Jade Helm lunatics have gone quiet. Very quiet.

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2015, 09:39 PM

Sep 2015

Governor Greg Abbott included.

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

4. The crow flies at sunrise

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2015, 10:41 PM

Sep 2015

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

7. And the owls dance in the bathroom, 0200Z. Hack. n/t

Reply to BlueJazz (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 7, 2015, 03:28 PM

Sep 2015

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

8. Our plan is working perfectly.

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #7)

Mon Sep 7, 2015, 04:04 PM

Sep 2015

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

9. Delta Romeo

Reply to BlueJazz (Reply #8)

Mon Sep 7, 2015, 04:18 PM

Sep 2015

However, the troops still have a problem with the "pillage first, then burn" concept

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

32. Remember: shake the elbows

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #9)

Tue Sep 15, 2015, 06:48 PM

Sep 2015

Repeat: shake the elbows.

Connect.

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

33. Roger. The Lounge Rangers are moving out.

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #32)

Tue Sep 15, 2015, 06:58 PM

Sep 2015

The owls are in the garage. Repeat, in the garage.

Yavin4

(35,441 posts)

25. The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #7)

Sat Sep 12, 2015, 06:36 PM

Sep 2015

The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true

Aristus

(66,381 posts)

19. The dead dog barks backward.

Reply to BlueJazz (Reply #4)

Sat Sep 12, 2015, 12:38 PM

Sep 2015

Krab, krab...

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

24. !!

Reply to Aristus (Reply #19)

Sat Sep 12, 2015, 04:40 PM

Sep 2015

**Snort**

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

5. He invaded Alaska most recently.

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2015, 11:28 PM

Sep 2015

DFW

(54,403 posts)

6. As a Texan, all I can say is:

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Mon Sep 7, 2015, 03:15 PM

Sep 2015

I SURE AS HELL HOPE NOT!!!!!

treestar

(82,383 posts)

10. Obama is so good at these sneaky maneuvers

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Mon Sep 7, 2015, 07:30 PM

Sep 2015

He's managed to hide his activities and not even the most vigilant Texan has noticed.

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

13. Talk about management

Reply to treestar (Reply #10)

Tue Sep 8, 2015, 07:55 AM

Sep 2015

He had over 100K troops in place before the invasion even started. Now that's stealthy.

Tipperary

(6,930 posts)

11. Thank you for a much needed chuckle! I had forgotten about that invasion.

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Mon Sep 7, 2015, 07:54 PM

Sep 2015

Shame on me!

UrbScotty

(23,980 posts)

12. Shock and Awe just started (nt)

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Mon Sep 7, 2015, 08:03 PM

Sep 2015

A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)

14. Or is that Shuck and Awe? Or put another way, Awe Shucks? n/t

Reply to UrbScotty (Reply #12)

Tue Sep 8, 2015, 08:08 AM

Sep 2015

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

15. We're still rounding up the Texans who wanted to secede from the country

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Tue Sep 8, 2015, 09:10 AM

Sep 2015

We're going to stash them here in this warehouse where we also keep all the guns that Obama has confiscated from gun owners. Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter also used this same warehouse.

BlueCollar

(3,859 posts)

16. ok....but Ricky just dropped out of the race

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #15)

Fri Sep 11, 2015, 08:10 PM

Sep 2015

So how do I know he hasn't come back to lead Texas' Freedom Fighters resistance?

Huh..answer that all y'all?

davidpdx

(22,000 posts)

17. Who is Agent Mike and why the hell didn't I get a decoder ring?

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Sat Sep 12, 2015, 09:26 AM

Sep 2015

I thought all the FEMA camps would be full by now. At 5 minutes a piece, the frontal lobotomies should go fairly quickly.

BlueCollar

(3,859 posts)

23. if you haven't. got your decoder ring yet

Reply to davidpdx (Reply #17)

Sat Sep 12, 2015, 04:22 PM

Sep 2015

And agent mike hasn't contacted you yet...

You are well and truly f#!$&d.

I suggest you stock up on kudzu, yak meat, and narwhal oil before it's too late...

Mac1949

(389 posts)

18. He must be done by now, he's already got the t-shirt

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Sat Sep 12, 2015, 12:08 PM

Sep 2015

GoneOffShore

(17,340 posts)

21. I heard he's going to bomb the moon next.

Reply to Mac1949 (Reply #18)

Sat Sep 12, 2015, 02:40 PM

Sep 2015

Oh noes!!11

Mac1949

(389 posts)

27. Yeah, but the man in moon deserves it...

Reply to GoneOffShore (Reply #21)

Sun Sep 13, 2015, 07:39 PM

Sep 2015

Always looking down on us with that smirk.

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

30. Trump want to bomb Uranus.

Reply to GoneOffShore (Reply #21)

Tue Sep 15, 2015, 02:06 PM

Sep 2015

GoneOffShore

(17,340 posts)

20. I miss Agent Mike.

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Sat Sep 12, 2015, 02:39 PM

Sep 2015

I really do.

First Speaker

(4,858 posts)

22. He's waiting for the next time the White Sox play in Houston...

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Sat Sep 12, 2015, 04:12 PM

Sep 2015

...they're his shock troops, as everyone knows...

TexasTowelie

(112,236 posts)

26. Not yet.

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Sat Sep 12, 2015, 06:44 PM

Sep 2015

Lil Missy

(17,865 posts)

28. He's confiscating all their guns as we speak. n/t

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Tue Sep 15, 2015, 02:25 AM

Sep 2015

Glassunion

(10,201 posts)

29. He better wrap it up soon. The War on Christmas is starting soon.

Reply to BlueCollar (Original post)

Tue Sep 15, 2015, 12:20 PM

Sep 2015

Never good to fight on two fronts.

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

31. The town of Grapevine, TX is going to get a double bombardment.

Reply to Glassunion (Reply #29)

Tue Sep 15, 2015, 02:13 PM

Sep 2015

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