"Yes, I see the deer." "No, I really don't think you do..."

Grade-Z cheapie about a haunted tree monster, that walked around killing people. That's right a walking tree.

You'd think somebody could have found an ax or a chainsaw.

Does nothing for me, except boredom.

Dumbest premise, stupidest monster, most ridiculous ending. I actually spent money to see it at the theater. A complete and utter waste of time.

the charactors were scary but the make up sucked .

Tom Cruise made the same movie about twelve times, and Top Gun was one of those twelve times.

Awful movie. Saw it at the drive in with several other awful movies.

The movies would be done shortly before midnight curfew, so we had just enough time to dash home.

Especially for bad movies. Kind of a shame to see a good movie at the drive in.

Although, I did see Jaws at the drive-in, and I must admit, I love that movie. I get sucked in every time they show it on tv and that's several times a year.

The drunk scene when Robert Shaw talks about the Indianapolis! I love Jaws, if I see it's on, I'm watching.

...from the 30s...Humphrey Bogart, believe it or not, as a Mad Scientist, complete with a white streak in his hair...you haven't lived until you've seen this film...

I can't figure out why anyone bothered to make the thing.

Totally boring movie, lots of very quiet talking so you turn up the volume to hear them. Occasionally there is a FLASH of a ghost accompanied by an extremely LOUD sound which makes you jump. That's the total of the horror.

was the lower billing on a double feature and of course, it showed first. The only time I ever heard cheering in the theater when the film broke. Unfortunately, the cameraman fixed it and we had to watch it through to the end to see the featured movie, which I don't remember at all.

the scariest part for me is that there are some people who actually think they are scary...

I really want to watch security camera footage where nothing happens nothing happens nothing happens BOO! just kidding.....nothing happens nothing happens nothing happens Oh it was demons after all and everyone dies in the last thirty seconds.

dreadful remake of a horror classic

I still love the original.

not just because the movie was very bad, but that they had the audacity to f*** with Robert Wise's total classic. *EGREGIOUS*!!!

It is not so much a movie as it is an effort to win a bar bet with Stirling Silliphant - Harold Warren, the man who made Manos, bet Silliphant that he could make an entire horror film on his own. The best part of Manos is Harold Warren's admission it's the worst movie ever made.

Absolute worst horror movie of all time: Maximum Overdrive.

As Brian Griffin on Family Guy put it:

"A bunch of people alone in the woods. Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening. I don't know - something about a map. Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening. It's over. A lot of people in the audience look pissed."

one of the first internet viral marketing examples I can remember.

God, I remember being so excited about that one. Holy shit was I ever disappointed. It wasn't just the worst horror movie ever....it was simply the dumbest.movie.ever.

"Watch the movie that made people afraid to go into the woods... only absolutely nothing happens. And we do mean nothing!"

It's 90 minutes of my life that I'll never get back. I should consider asking Hulu to credit me a couple of months in reparations for allowing me to watch this piece of garbage.

It's so bad that it doesn't even have a Wikipedia entry.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790806/

that involve any of the following:

human violence
screaming
characters who are so stupid they seem to have empty skulls with a single bouncy ball ricocheting around in there

Honorable mention-- Night of the Lepus

because I like the bad horror movies. Though, I prefer the alien/wolfman/vampire and biological invader themes than I do the paranormal ones.

I absolutely hate the ones that involve mannequins. Not sure why.

Get teenagers together. For whatever.

Start killing them off.

Particularly in gruesome ways.

...particularly due to the over-the-top repellant nature of "trhe bad guys." Psycho frat house hipsters, I don't know what else to call it.

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Plus most of the "legit" horror movies are a yawnfest for me. I cut my terror teeth on Edgar Allen Poe's "The Black Cat" when I was a teenager and NO movie ever made could evoke fear in me like that story could. Maybe because movies weren't around in Victorian times, authors induced such fright with their words and your imagination that nothing cinematic could live up to.

"The Pit and the Pendulum" was shit-scary as well. I still loathe and despise rats to this day because of it!

Yes it is a real movie, and yes it is every bit as bad as you would expect by the name.

I have not actually seen the full movie so I don't know whether or not it as bad as Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter but the trailer may well be the worst movie trailer I have ever seen, it is however worth watching for the unintentional humor.

That remake of The Haunting - the one starring Liam Neeson. Fucking awful on every level.

Absolutely stupid

Another Ed Wood spectacular.

straight into my Netflix queue?

This movie is so bizarre and just plain awful, awful, awful! It's worth watching just to see how awful it is and by that I mean it is REALLY bad, the worst, maybe. At least that I've seen.