Update on Florida Man
Florida Man regrets not posting here lately. He has been very busy lately but wants y'all to know he is doing well!
He recently felt a strong urge to speak with his dear grandmother. He has also visited KFC.
Many thanks to everyone who kept their eyes open for his beloved king cobra when it wandered away.
He was arrested for exercising his second amendment rights. Then he was arrested again on yet another bogus charge.
He has, however, been able to continue his important safe driving research. He also hopes to publish a paper soon on whether cops really have the best dope. He is also studying whether tractors make good get-away vehicles.
His promising career as an Ashton Kutcher impersonator is temporarily on hold. But he has a promising new theory of self-defense.
His parole officer still has no sense of humor. And Doritos got him arrested. Then he was arrested for taking a nap.
So life is good! And he's hoping to back soon!
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However, I wonder if he was arrested because he wanted the rare Doritos Rainbow chips?
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