like that stupid one by Miley's dad - jeez, do not tell me the name

It's called "Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz". The phrase "musical vomit" would be what I would accurately describe it. And I used to like the Flaming Lips too, I've pretty much lost all respect for them the last couple of years, and now this.

nope

I think I've already said too much.

Damn you to hell!1!

I am sending you the BradyBunchThemeSong <<<<<<<x>>>>>>

I hate that song with the fury of a million suns.

the Sweet 16 birthday girl

Just a million suns? It's worthy of a super nova.

or "Afternoon Delight".

Muskrat Love fouls up an otherwise excellent album.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History:_America%27s_Greatest_Hits

However, they wore the record out on that one in the late 70s.

Aren't much fun.

It glamorizes a lifestyle that is just awful based on the redneck women in my family tree.

Somebody plays it in her workout playlist in the gym and it just drives me bonkers. Of course she's a grown woman who also plays One Direction songs so her taste in music in general is pretty bad.

Just stick ice picks in my ears the next time that one airs.

You beat me to it. You can have the ice picks, I'll stick needles in my eyes rather than listen to that song!!!

After 4 decades I still want to tackle, throttle and strangle the people that did this.

Maybe I can think up another, even worse.

There is a bunch that fits that category and i didn't like any of them.

Actually, pretty much anything by the Four Seasons.

it's the first song I ever remember hearing on the radio. I've been in love with music ever since.

I heard on the radio was probably something by the Everly Brothers. Oh What a Night makes me CRINGE.

That's my nomination for the worst, most annoying song ever.

Other candidates include
"The crowd say bo selecta" by The Artful Dodger ft Craig David
"Moves like Jagger" - Maroon 5
Anything by Sam Smith
Too many dodgy house songs to mention.....

Especially "Rockin' Me Baby.'

I saw an interview with Steve Miller, granted, I wasn't expecting a Mensa candidate, but he was SO dumb...I mean, George W. Bush dumb!

This is a primary reason why I never listen to new music on the radio.

Any gravely voice grates like no other. It's why I can't stand Dylan, that rocker I can't ever remember that always spins around on stage with his mic-stand, Joe Cocker, and whoever else with similar voices from the 60s and 70s.

That should make me "dead" to most of the Loungites now

It's so bad I won't even link to it. Needless to say, it includes a portion where the lead singer starts literally screaming at his mother out of no where. And I so wish I was making it up. But I'm not.

Then again, it's Nu Metal, and Nu Metal's probably the reason rock music has all but died as a contemporary mainstream genre.

I just can't think of any situation where someone sits down and listens to this song and actually would think to one's self, "You know this is really good" or even, "This isn't so bad that I want to immediately turn the station."

It is simply breathtakingly awful.

Of course, if we're including commercial jingles, I'd also include a song in radio ads for 411-Pain, a personal injury attorney referral service.

It goes,

You just got in an accident
Cause a car swerved in your lane
And you don't know who to call
1-800-411-PAIN

Which, fine, it's a lame commercial jingle, except whoever they hired to sing the song is just awful. I'm talking ear-bleedingly awful. Sounds like the proverbial dying cat.

It makes me want to call 1-800-411-PAIN to sue someone just for having to listen to it.

https://soundcloud.com/411-pain/car-swerved-in-your-lane-411pain

Hated it first time I heard it, hated it more with each repetition. Don't really know why, just grates on my nerves like fingernails on a blackboard.

". . . the heat was hot . . " WTF?

Um...OK...like...see, there's this thing, and...well and then...uh...never mind, forget it, you wouldn't understand anyways.

Horrible beyond any possible description.

One dimensional singing. Guitars out of tune. Two singers singing the same thing - no harmony. Guitar intensity not matching the singing. I present to you the worst song of all time:

I fucking hate that song with every fiber of my being and back when it was released, they played it every 45 seconds. I even had the Goodbye Yellow Brick Road album (someone bought for me) and I could almost choke down some of the songs on there but "Benny and the Jets" . . . I couldn't move fast enough to move the needle (yes, needle!).

I was in high school when it came out and he was huge then, and I loved most of his early stuff but I hated BuBenny.

Short but moving:

The 1910 Fruit Gum Company or The Ohio Express (same guys, different name), or Aqua

The bad thing is I like several of their other, political songs, but that one is the only one most have heard.

Debbie Boone(i think) "you light up My Life"

starting with "Danny's (Dumb) Song"--Anne Murray, covered by Loggins & Messina. (Both versions make me retch.)

"Coconut"--Nilsson;

"Don't Worry, Be Happy"--whatever Dipshit that was.......

Any Doobie Brothers song;

Any Captain & Tenille song (what WAS all that BS about muskrats, anyway? ), or any Neil Sedaka song;

Any Michael Jackson, Jackson 5, or Osmond(s) song.

I'd say if you're not sick by now, you're not trying.

makes me throw up in my mouth alittle .I escentually died 30 years ago so count me out for current
music .

Gawd, that infinity loop of music drives me up the wall.

Jeebus, that was one stupid song...

Copacabana- Barry Manilow

Ultra-vapid bubblegum I had to endure back in the 70's while my sister and her friends played music in our house. Gakkkk!!

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Ugh, I hate that song.

Someone left the cake out in the rain....

And no I do not think I could take it...

Now I remembered the name-MacArthur Park-Ewhhh

The lyrics are dreadful of course but what about the instrumental part in the middle? Combining the 2 together they were going for the worst song of all time and they succeeded.

Just so you know.

all time top - we didn't start the fire - sounds like an ad jingle and has to interesting music or melody.

Piano Man - depressing. I loathe Only the Good die Young.

All the mushy ones like She's Always a Woman to Me.

The only song of his I like is the scenes from an Italian Restaurant.

But, also, Captain Jack

I'll probably hate it.

They write great lyrics but Geddy Lee's voice is like fingernails on a blackboard to me.

somebody shoot the person who wrote that...

The Black Crows "Hard to Handle"

The ABSOLUTE WORST Rock and Roll song ever recorded. Annoyingly bad syncopation in the chorus. Not just bad, but non-existent. It's like they had lyrics and a melody that didn't fit, so they just said fuck it and mashed them together. The way the chorus ends is so totally fucking stupid it is beyond words.

I swear, I hate that song with a burning passion. I have paid bartenders to shut it off. If it comes on the radio in my car, I quickly switch it off.

I have discovered a good way to rid yourself of an earworm though.

Just think to yourself - don't hum or sing, just think of the tune to "Girl From Ipanema"

Works every time.

My poor medic in Vietnam ended up backing up Melanie on bass guitar for a couple of her international tours after the war.

In the words of Brian Griffin, “I don't know what a 'hollaback girl' is, all I know is I want her dead.”

“This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S....”

Hence, "Honey," by Goldsboro, probably takes the palm. And I definitely hate "Billy, Don't Be a Hero," but that's already been posted several times.

-- Mal

Someone had to end the thread, sorry.

(shudder) (double shudder!)