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trof

(54,256 posts)
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 08:12 PM Nov 2015

They ask me "Paper or plastic?" at the grocery store.

I don't know.
I'm 74.
Which is 'better' or 'worse'?

So I bought cloth reusable bags.
But then I forget to bring them.
Did I mention that I'm 74?

Now I just say "Doesn't matter, I bi-sacksual."

Thank you.
I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip the staff.

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They ask me "Paper or plastic?" at the grocery store. (Original Post) trof Nov 2015 OP
Paper is better, slightly. KamaAina Nov 2015 #1
There's this thing called "online shopping." kentauros Nov 2015 #11
We have dozens of the cloth bags and still never remember to take them liberal N proud Nov 2015 #2
I bought a whole bunch of cloth bags, and I keep them in the cupboard with my purse. CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2015 #3
I keep mine in the car n/t sarge43 Nov 2015 #4
That works too! n/t CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2015 #5
They have more uses than just supermarket hit and runs sarge43 Nov 2015 #6
I have some favorite cloth and nylon bags that I use kentauros Nov 2015 #13
My store won't give us plastic anymore; the town has outlawed them. CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2015 #17
I think Whole Foods gives you a dime per bag. kentauros Nov 2015 #18
Thanks for the link! It looks interesting and useful. CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2015 #19
I can get in trouble perusing that link for too long kentauros Nov 2015 #20
My cloth bags get disgusting for some reason. I stopped using them. CTyankee Nov 2015 #25
You can throw them in a bit of bleach water and soak them. Arugula Latte Nov 2015 #29
I'm really liking the paper bags when I get them because they are the perfect size for CTyankee Nov 2015 #32
I WILL KICK BI-SACKSUAL GEEZER TROF ASS Skittles Nov 2015 #7
I haven't seen paper bags in years. femmocrat Nov 2015 #8
No paper where I live and a plastic ban will be taking effect soon. CBGLuthier Nov 2015 #9
I may go away for months at a time... but every time I log back in... ScreamingMeemie Nov 2015 #10
thanks for the grins--you nearly owed me a keyboard. niyad Nov 2015 #12
I need the plastic bags HeiressofBickworth Nov 2015 #14
I use plastic bags for the same purpose Skittles Nov 2015 #15
If they outlaw plastic bags in my area HeiressofBickworth Nov 2015 #16
If they do, you will still have a lot of plastic bags. I use things like Arugula Latte Nov 2015 #24
We use the plastic bags to pick up dog poop. Hassin Bin Sober Nov 2015 #33
One I hang from my door. The other I keep in the car. aidbo Nov 2015 #21
I keep my cloth bags in my truck. Le Taz Hot Nov 2015 #22
I do that NJCher Nov 2015 #30
This is more of a solution for those who carry purses or man bags, but Arugula Latte Nov 2015 #23
We were in Aldi's Worried senior Nov 2015 #26
I shoulda known... trof Nov 2015 #27
Stole your joke for all my friends and family. antiquie Nov 2015 #36
I thought it was hilarious, but I chimed in anyway with the serious reply. Arugula Latte Nov 2015 #37
I am 37 and have cloth reusable bags bigwillq Nov 2015 #28
I wish I hadn't seen this. I will have to bite my tongue the next time I am in retread Nov 2015 #31
People! It was a set-up for the joke, not a question on the environment! :-P WinkyDink Nov 2015 #34
I only use cloth bags. Keep reminding yourself and you'll eventually remember them. cwydro Nov 2015 #35

liberal N proud

(60,346 posts)
2. We have dozens of the cloth bags and still never remember to take them
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 08:18 PM
Nov 2015

We get them at work with products as gifts.

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,727 posts)
3. I bought a whole bunch of cloth bags, and I keep them in the cupboard with my purse.
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 09:27 PM
Nov 2015

I never forget mine.

Don't use plastic unless somehow you can recycle it. My city will recycle plastic bags so I do that for the few I use for produce and stuff like that.




BTW, I'm almost 72. Routines work!

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
13. I have some favorite cloth and nylon bags that I use
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 10:54 PM
Nov 2015

and don't always remember to take them with me. However, there's probably a dozen more in my car, or the ones I don't use as much for various reasons (too small, too weird, too old and ratty, or insulated.)

My only problem is underestimating just how many bags I'll need for any particular visit. Most times I have enough, but every now and then I have to use the plastic bags (because I go with U-Scan unless I'm at Whole Foods.)

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,727 posts)
17. My store won't give us plastic anymore; the town has outlawed them.
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 11:00 PM
Nov 2015

But they will give us paper, so as a result, I have a cupboard FULL of them!

I try very hard to take enough cloth bags! Plus they give me a nickel off my bill for each bag! Yeah, a whole 5 cents!

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
18. I think Whole Foods gives you a dime per bag.
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 11:05 PM
Nov 2015

Hmmm, dime bag...


I doubt they'll ever ban plastic bags here. The companies here that make the plastics for them would raise hell. I can still take excess bags to the grocery store for recycling. The rest I use for things I want to take immediately to the trash, like citrus peels or other fruit/veggie waste. If I lived in a house, all of that would go into a compost instead.

Here's where I've bought most of my bags, both cloth and nylon: ReUseIt

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)
25. My cloth bags get disgusting for some reason. I stopped using them.
Thu Nov 5, 2015, 06:04 PM
Nov 2015

I ry to remember the paper bags and request them when I can (often it delays the order being rung up until the bags can be located. I already have a time length on my stay in the supermarket: no more than 45 minutes. If I overstay and am on my feet for longer I suffer with lower back pain and am on the cold pack the rest of the afternoon...

 

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)
29. You can throw them in a bit of bleach water and soak them.
Thu Nov 5, 2015, 09:28 PM
Nov 2015

I try to remember to do that every now and again.

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)
32. I'm really liking the paper bags when I get them because they are the perfect size for
Fri Nov 6, 2015, 09:26 AM
Nov 2015

recycling my cans, bottles, plastic etc. When I see them at the store I grab a little stack...

femmocrat

(28,394 posts)
8. I haven't seen paper bags in years.
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 10:00 PM
Nov 2015

I would prefer them because they are just the right size for the kitchen trash can. I hate those little plastic bags. I use two a day for trash. And they never decompose.

CBGLuthier

(12,723 posts)
9. No paper where I live and a plastic ban will be taking effect soon.
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 10:22 PM
Nov 2015

If you forget your bag they have plenty to sell you.

HeiressofBickworth

(2,682 posts)
14. I need the plastic bags
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 10:56 PM
Nov 2015

I'm caught in a dilemma: While I would rather use cloth reusable bags, the garbage hauler requires used kitty litter to be double bagged in plastic. There isn't a reasonably priced alternative to plastic shopping bags for used litter.

We have three cats and four litter boxes which means lots of used litter.

Skittles

(153,212 posts)
15. I use plastic bags for the same purpose
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 10:58 PM
Nov 2015

got a stash of them and right now go through one a day just for one kitty

 

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)
24. If they do, you will still have a lot of plastic bags. I use things like
Thu Nov 5, 2015, 04:42 PM
Nov 2015

bread bags, cereal box liners, produce bags, etc.

Hassin Bin Sober

(26,346 posts)
33. We use the plastic bags to pick up dog poop.
Fri Nov 6, 2015, 10:19 AM
Nov 2015

What's really strange to me is going to Home Depot here and getting a huge old timey brown paper bag. It reminds me of going to the grocery store when I was a kid.

 

aidbo

(2,328 posts)
21. One I hang from my door. The other I keep in the car.
Thu Nov 5, 2015, 02:52 AM
Nov 2015

When I bring the one from the car in (w/ groceries), I hang it on the door with the other one and grab it on the way out next time I'm going to use the car. If I'm walking to the store, well then it's just on the door on the way out again.

My town passed a plastic bag ban and a nickel fee for a paper bag, I thought it would be obnoxious, but I've completely adapted.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

I do sometimes forget to bring the bag with me from the car to the store though.

Le Taz Hot

(22,271 posts)
22. I keep my cloth bags in my truck.
Thu Nov 5, 2015, 02:38 PM
Nov 2015

And yes, I've done my entire shopping and realized I didn't actually bring them in the store with me.

NJCher

(35,760 posts)
30. I do that
Fri Nov 6, 2015, 01:10 AM
Nov 2015

But I tell them "no bag" and put the items in the cart and bag when I get to my car.

I'm so well known for my forgetfulness about the bag that I once heard the bagger say to the checker: "Oh, it's the 'no bag' lady."

Yeah, well, there's "bag lady" and "no bag lady." I'm the latter.

Somebody please tell my husband that you don't have to buy a $1 or 2 bag every time you go to the grocery, 'cuz yeah, that's what he does. I have a station wagon full of bags and I still can't remember to take them into the supermarket.



Cher

 

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)
23. This is more of a solution for those who carry purses or man bags, but
Thu Nov 5, 2015, 04:40 PM
Nov 2015

I always have a few of these compact bags on me in case I forget the full-size grocery bags. They are about the size of a lemon when they're smushed up in their little fabric case:



Worried senior

(1,328 posts)
26. We were in Aldi's
Thu Nov 5, 2015, 06:12 PM
Nov 2015

yesterday loading up our cloth bags when I noticed the woman next to us.

She had some really neat cloth bags so had to ask her where she got them. QVC and they also have the ones for cold or frozen items. I'm sure they weren't cheap but should last a long time.

trof

(54,256 posts)
27. I shoulda known...
Thu Nov 5, 2015, 08:42 PM
Nov 2015

You tell a joke on DU and you get all these SERIOUS replies.
Lighten up, people.
It was just a geezer joke.
On me, yet.
jeez

 

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)
37. I thought it was hilarious, but I chimed in anyway with the serious reply.
Fri Nov 6, 2015, 02:21 PM
Nov 2015

I should have first posted my actual reaction, which was ...

 

cwydro

(51,308 posts)
35. I only use cloth bags. Keep reminding yourself and you'll eventually remember them.
Fri Nov 6, 2015, 11:09 AM
Nov 2015

I keep a stash of them in the car so I always have them.

Also have a stash in the house because I frequently walk to the store.

I never forget them anymore.

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