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A Disaster of Biblical proportions
Pissed Off God Levels Toledo For Failing To Elect Prophetess Opal Covey Mayor
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Take that, Ohio, fuckers. NOW you wish you were stoned.
Hey, Toledo, whatcha doin? Not smoking legal pot? WE HEARD. And we also heard you had reasons for not legalizing it. Whatever, you do you, with your principles. But we arent even having this conversation right now, Toledo, because you dont even EXIST anymore. Just a little while ago, God deleted your account, sending fireballs of destruction, and dragons from hell, and whatever else He had in His holy arsenal of weapons, because YOU, unfaithful heathen toadfucks, failed to elect His girlfriend, prophetess Opal Covey, as your mayor. Oh Toledo, what hath you wrought?
We learned you about Opal last month. Shes 75 in human years but AGELESS in prophet years, and shes been running for Toledo mayor (and losing) since 2000. The seat, according to Opal (AND ACCORDING TO JESUS) is rightfully hers, though, which makes it unfortunate how corrupt Toledo voters keep stealing the election from her by voting for other people.
Oh, and did we mention she speaks in tongues? Yep, shes fluent in that BLOBBER BLOBBER Jesus gibberish true believers ejaculate out their mouth-holes when theyre being led by the Holy Spirit.
Anyway, she lost Tuesday night. And not only did she lose, but Toledo voters stuck their fingers in Jesuss eyes REAL hard, giving her less than one percent of the vote!
So hey, Toledo, this is you right now LOL:
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irisblue
(33,036 posts)and what about Tony Packos?
niyad
(113,600 posts)malthaussen
(17,217 posts)I bet that's just going to cause more potholes.
NobodyHere
(2,810 posts)Toledo did vote to decriminalize it in 2015 with 70% of the vote.
I'm not sure how the city voted for legal pot monopolies.