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smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts) Mon Nov 23, 2015, 01:36 AM Nov 2015

"When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges."

- Deep thoughts, by Jack Handy.

List your favorite deep thought here...

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"When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges." (Original Post) smirkymonkey Nov 2015 OP

"If you ever drop your keys in a pool of molten lava, Aristus Nov 2015 #1

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself... eppur_se_muova Nov 2015 #2

Always live east of the place you work, kiva Nov 2015 #3

nice In_The_Wind Nov 2015 #4

Aristus

(66,386 posts)

1. "If you ever drop your keys in a pool of molten lava,

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Mon Nov 23, 2015, 12:33 PM

Nov 2015

let 'em go, 'cause man, they're gone!"

eppur_se_muova

(36,266 posts)

2. Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself...

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Mon Nov 23, 2015, 01:02 PM

Nov 2015

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

kiva

(4,373 posts)

3. Always live east of the place you work,

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 24, 2015, 02:28 AM

Nov 2015

so you won't have to drive into the sun on your way to or from work.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

4. nice

Reply to kiva (Reply #3)

Tue Nov 24, 2015, 05:36 AM

Nov 2015

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