I figure that you would be up to it since you're from the "Show Me" state.

☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️ need to be in full rain gear today ☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️

It fixes almost everything........

when they have their mouths stuffed with chocolate candy?

It must be done while eating chocolate and playing cards today in order to full take in this festive holiday. As to how that is accomplished?

Well, every family has their own holiday traditions!

Depends on the game a bit, but generally a good time.

Hardly seems fair since everyone has already put on weight over the holidays! Celebrate anyhow!

What could be better!!!!

Refused to say it my last year of high school.
As to minors: making them swear an oath when they are not legally competent to do so smacks of thought control and enforced conformity.
As to adults: I'm an atheist, but I agree with the Society of Friends that swearing an oath is vain. They believe it has something to do with taking their god's name in vain, but logically, one cannot make an absolute statement about an indeterminate future. But setting aside that objection, the question arises about the inconsistency of re-swearing an oath that is supposed to be absolute. If the swearing were true, then it would be redundant to repeat it. Surely it can be seen that a "Pledge" that is good for one day only is no Pledge at all?

Rant off. I'd rather Pledge Allegiance to Chocolate.

-- Mal

but, I don't know if Chocolate really wants our allegiance?