http://www.eonline.com/news/726236/emo-kylo-ren-is-the-star-wars-parody-you-need-this-christmas

Do you ever head home for the holidays and find yourself feeling a little, well, blah?

You're faced with endless questions from relatives about the state of your career, financials and relationships (all of which are not exactly up to par with expectations). You suddenly lose all the autonomy you're used to in your life away from home ("Mom, I know how to make coffee, you don't have to hover over me!&quot . And you're faced with the memories of all the high school hardship and heartache you had to endure in this very bedroom—and a music selection limited to only Savage Garden's "Truly, Madly, Deeply" isn't helping.

Enter Emo Kylo Ren. Seriously.

<<<<SNIP>>>>

Sure, he may be a villain in The Force Awakens, but on Twitter he just loves Hot Topic. Have a look for yourself.

*once used the force to hold the door open for a lady* *continues to use this as an example to prove sexism goes both ways*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

*spends a whole afternoon unsuccessfully struggling to open a cling-wrapped My Chemical Romance cd*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

fine I will go to the dance dad but I will not dance I will wear a dark peacoat and stand in a corner with hux passing judgment on everyone
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

i wish i'd suffered more
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

Darth Vader had no father I envy him
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

i relate to holden caulfield
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

hot topic is a pretty great store
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2015