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kentauros

(29,414 posts) Mon Dec 28, 2015, 05:55 PM Dec 2015

The Door-Buzzard Club

New York has the famous "Stork Club." In light of the great thread of buzzards (door-, rung, or otherwise) how about we create "The Door-Buzzard Club" for the Lounge? I'm sure we'd be able to set it up appropriately, and/or inappropriately.

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The Door-Buzzard Club (Original Post) kentauros Dec 2015 OP

Would it be like a beatnik poetry cafe but with performance art instead? Phentex Dec 2015 #1

At the very least, there will be pun-ishments galore! kentauros Dec 2015 #3

I nominate pinboy as Chief Buzzard. rug Dec 2015 #2

We'll need a ritual for that: kentauros Dec 2015 #4

As long as it doesn't involve piulling anything. rug Dec 2015 #5

Just his weight. kentauros Dec 2015 #6

Chief Buzzard-Elect has supplied our logo: kentauros Dec 2015 #7

I want one of those. redwitch Dec 2015 #8

You'll have to ask pinboy. kentauros Dec 2015 #9

And a good one it is. In_The_Wind Dec 2015 #10

There were many brilliant... 3catwoman3 Dec 2015 #12

lol! lovemydog Dec 2015 #16

... rbrnmw Dec 2015 #11

So-o ... what we gonna do? kentauros Dec 2015 #13

I hate those dang door buzzards KentuckyWoman Dec 2015 #14

I'll lay out the welcome mat. BainsBane Dec 2015 #15

I dunno. murielm99 Dec 2015 #17

So, where is our Chief Buzzard-Elect? kentauros Dec 2015 #18

We need hats. (n/t) Iggo Dec 2015 #19

Jägers always have nice hats: kentauros Dec 2015 #20

Hats KentuckyWoman Dec 2015 #21

Perfect! Iggo Dec 2015 #22

Yes, those are indeed perfect! kentauros Dec 2015 #23

Has anyone TOLD the selected potential leader about the club? 2naSalit Dec 2015 #24

No. kentauros Dec 2015 #25

That bum hasn't been on the DU for a couple days. KentuckyWoman Dec 2015 #26

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

1. Would it be like a beatnik poetry cafe but with performance art instead?

Reply to kentauros (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 05:57 PM

Dec 2015

Count me in!

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

3. At the very least, there will be pun-ishments galore!

Reply to Phentex (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 06:24 PM

Dec 2015

rug

(82,333 posts)

2. I nominate pinboy as Chief Buzzard.

Reply to kentauros (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 05:57 PM

Dec 2015

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

4. We'll need a ritual for that:

Reply to rug (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 06:25 PM

Dec 2015

"Approach, pinbuzzardniner, and be rung!"

rug

(82,333 posts)

5. As long as it doesn't involve piulling anything.

Reply to kentauros (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 06:26 PM

Dec 2015

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

6. Just his weight.

Reply to rug (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 06:29 PM

Dec 2015

He will be Chief, after all.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

7. Chief Buzzard-Elect has supplied our logo:

Reply to kentauros (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 07:26 PM

Dec 2015

redwitch

(14,946 posts)

8. I want one of those.

Reply to kentauros (Reply #7)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 07:45 PM

Dec 2015

Please.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

9. You'll have to ask pinboy.

Reply to redwitch (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 07:47 PM

Dec 2015

It's his responsibility to pick them up off of the welcome mat.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

10. And a good one it is.

Reply to kentauros (Reply #7)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 07:52 PM

Dec 2015

3catwoman3

(24,026 posts)

12. There were many brilliant...

Reply to kentauros (Reply #7)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 10:03 PM

Dec 2015

...items on that thread.

The above was in a class of its own.

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

16. lol!

Reply to kentauros (Reply #7)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 06:39 AM

Dec 2015

Damn, I want one too.

rbrnmw

(7,160 posts)

11. ...

Reply to kentauros (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 08:53 PM

Dec 2015

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

13. So-o ... what we gonna do?

Reply to kentauros (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 01:26 AM

Dec 2015

KentuckyWoman

(6,690 posts)

14. I hate those dang door buzzards

Reply to kentauros (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 04:16 AM

Dec 2015

Just try and look at someone's Amazon package and next thing you know someone is chewing your butt off.

BainsBane

(53,041 posts)

15. I'll lay out the welcome mat.

Reply to kentauros (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 04:55 AM

Dec 2015

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murielm99

(30,754 posts)

17. I dunno.

Reply to kentauros (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 06:58 AM

Dec 2015

The last time I got all invested in an animal thread here, it was Oscar. That did not end well.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

18. So, where is our Chief Buzzard-Elect?

Reply to kentauros (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 11:59 AM

Dec 2015

He needs to at least show up to rung in the New Year.

Iggo

(47,563 posts)

19. We need hats. (n/t)

Reply to kentauros (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 01:36 PM

Dec 2015

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

20. Jägers always have nice hats:

Reply to Iggo (Reply #19)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 01:41 PM

Dec 2015

KentuckyWoman

(6,690 posts)

21. Hats

Reply to Iggo (Reply #19)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 01:42 PM

Dec 2015

A whole box left from the festival last year.

Iggo

(47,563 posts)

22. Perfect!

Reply to KentuckyWoman (Reply #21)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 01:48 PM

Dec 2015

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

23. Yes, those are indeed perfect!

Reply to KentuckyWoman (Reply #21)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 01:52 PM

Dec 2015

2naSalit

(86,743 posts)

24. Has anyone TOLD the selected potential leader about the club?

Reply to kentauros (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 02:15 AM

Dec 2015

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

25. No.

Reply to 2naSalit (Reply #24)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 02:55 AM

Dec 2015

I just figured that since he does hang out in the Lounge that he'd see the thread. I guess we have to bang the door-buzzard over his head to get his attention!

KentuckyWoman

(6,690 posts)

26. That bum hasn't been on the DU for a couple days.

Reply to 2naSalit (Reply #24)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 03:19 AM

Dec 2015

Prolly out shopping the after Christmas sales in search of a ceremonial door buzzard for the meetin's

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