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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhy did Donald Trump cross the road?
Last edited Wed Dec 30, 2015, 03:59 PM - Edit history (1)
Because his wig flew off?
To kick a BlackLivesMatter protester on the other side?
To kick an illegal immigrant on the other side?
To kick a liberal on the other side?
To kick a Democrat on the other side?
To make fun of a disabled reporter on the other side?
To fire an apprentice on the other side?
To kiss Vladimir Putin's ass on the other side?
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Why did Donald Trump cross the road? (Original Post)
red dog 1
Dec 2015
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Va Lefty
(6,252 posts)1. Because there was a TV camera on the other side?
Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)2. To make out with his daughter. nt
kairos12
(12,869 posts)3. To date his daughter, the sick SOB.
clarice
(5,504 posts)8. wow !!! nt
Kennah
(14,304 posts)4. There was no one left to cross
LeftishBrit
(41,209 posts)5. To demonize everyone whose politics are on the other side?
red dog 1
(27,845 posts)6. I like it!
Glorfindel
(9,733 posts)7. To quote the immortal Stephen King:
"Because he was stapled to the chicken."
If only, if only....
Wounded Bear
(58,698 posts)9. Because he's an asshole...
that wants to prove he can screw up traffic worse than Christie.
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)10. To play with his schlong?