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British woman who has never seen Star Wars live tweets watching the movies (Original Post) NewJeffCT Dec 2015 OP
Dear patron: PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE AND WATCH THE MOVIE. mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2015 #1
I'm thinking she watched it at home NewJeffCT Dec 2015 #3
Oh, NOT the new one. mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2015 #6
hysterical tweets! nt steve2470 Dec 2015 #2
"Don't fail me again, admiral" -me when my husb brings home the wrong flavor of ice cream steve2470 Dec 2015 #4
and, he does job reviews! NewJeffCT Dec 2015 #7
Bookmarking for later gratuitous Dec 2015 #5
The murder bears have never heard of the Geneva Convention steve2470 Dec 2015 #8
It will be a long time NewJeffCT Dec 2015 #9
same here!, thanks so much for posting this, loved her tweets! nt steve2470 Dec 2015 #10

NewJeffCT

(56,828 posts)
3. I'm thinking she watched it at home
Thu Dec 31, 2015, 03:33 PM
Dec 2015

judging by her reference to being back in 5 minutes to get another glass of wine and putting the DVD in.

NewJeffCT

(56,828 posts)
7. and, he does job reviews!
Thu Dec 31, 2015, 03:39 PM
Dec 2015

that was good. I like how she alternates between calling him Mufasa and Space Voldemort

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
5. Bookmarking for later
Thu Dec 31, 2015, 03:38 PM
Dec 2015

I remember some years ago on a movie review fan site one of the regulars posting about never having seen The Lord of the Rings movies (or read the books). So what did she do? Got The Two Towers (the second of the three movies), and complained about how the plot was incomprehensible, the accents were impenetrable, and nothing made any sense.

There were not enough face-palms - even in a galaxy far, far away - to register a sufficient response.

NewJeffCT

(56,828 posts)
9. It will be a long time
Thu Dec 31, 2015, 04:22 PM
Dec 2015

before I see Return of the Jedi and not think of the ewoks as vicious murder bears now!

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