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SalmonChantedEvening

(31,951 posts)
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 07:27 AM Jan 2016

Your Sunday LOLcats (dial-up warning) Tuna Cafe Edition

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Nao sez AWW lots moar kthnxbai
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Your Sunday LOLcats (dial-up warning) Tuna Cafe Edition (Original Post) SalmonChantedEvening Jan 2016 OP
Thank you SCE! Thor_MN Jan 2016 #1
I second that! Scarsdale Jan 2016 #17
First rec! TexasTowelie Jan 2016 #2
rec 149 840high Jan 2016 #34
Sunday IS JesterCS Jan 2016 #3
great stuff NewJeffCT Jan 2016 #4
Faves: nuxvomica Jan 2016 #5
It's a miracle and a mystery Proserpina Jan 2016 #6
My phone hates cold weather tavernier Jan 2016 #7
The cardinals sarge43 Jan 2016 #8
That's my Ilsa Jan 2016 #9
Nice job each week TNNurse Jan 2016 #10
Dachshund AND corgi puppies? Both? Patiod Jan 2016 #11
As always, thank you, SCE! MarianJack Jan 2016 #12
Thank You! nt sharp_stick Jan 2016 #13
Do you know that there was a poet who regularly wrote about cheese? Fortinbras Armstrong Jan 2016 #14
My gratitude for these fair odes BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2016 #27
I see that McIntyre has clearly moved Erato, the muse of lyric verse, to inspire you. Fortinbras Armstrong Jan 2016 #29
Lolol!! BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2016 #55
Thanks. This ALWAYS brightens my day. R. P. McMurphy Jan 2016 #15
Especially good mwyn8 Jan 2016 #16
Kthx shenmue Jan 2016 #18
Excellent collection! 2naSalit Jan 2016 #19
Another wonderful collection for a cold Sunday morning. Thanks! nt Fla Dem Jan 2016 #20
Oh, so many cute and clever ones today! mnhtnbb Jan 2016 #21
You've outdone yourself, SCE. Lizzie Poppet Jan 2016 #22
Corgi pups!!!!! My god, they look like Ewoks! dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #23
Gorgeous photos this week! TY, SCE! femmocrat Jan 2016 #24
YAY! A HERETIC I AM Jan 2016 #25
Oh, how I hate to come to the end! The cardinals! The corgis! WinkyDink Jan 2016 #26
Best part of my Sundays! SouthernLiberal Jan 2016 #28
Pigeons with tasers! hedgehog Jan 2016 #30
The catalope? question everything Jan 2016 #31
You did it again, SCE!! ailsagirl Jan 2016 #32
Omg so many great ones this week! stopwastingmymoney Jan 2016 #33
rec 150 ... littlewolf Jan 2016 #35
thank you Salmon. trueblue2007 Jan 2016 #36
The special Iwillnevergiveup Jan 2016 #37
Love them all, SCE! WinstonSmith4740 Jan 2016 #38
A cat with antlers! murielm99 Jan 2016 #39
Beautiful! demigoddess Jan 2016 #40
Those horsies look great. Eleanors38 Jan 2016 #41
Ah lub dem awl! blogslut Jan 2016 #42
Thanks again SCE. n/t A Simple Game Jan 2016 #43
doxie puppehs! hopemountain Jan 2016 #44
Ernie's Tuna Cafe made me laugh NJCher Jan 2016 #45
"food must go to the lab for testing rurallib Jan 2016 #46
That one about jigsaw puzzles...... Curmudgeoness Jan 2016 #47
These are wonderful, my dear SalmonChantedEvening! CaliforniaPeggy Jan 2016 #48
Ernie of Ernie's Tuna Cafe KT2000 Jan 2016 #49
Outstanding!!! colorado_ufo Jan 2016 #50
Hare in pancakes! AllyCat Jan 2016 #51
K&R--especially for THIS one: tblue37 Jan 2016 #52
Thanks Salmon mdbl Jan 2016 #53
good morning, sce. as usual, you have completely outdone yourself, there is no way to niyad Jan 2016 #54

nuxvomica

(12,426 posts)
5. Faves:
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 08:24 AM
Jan 2016

"lab for testing"
"mai kollecshun"
"when mom says no"
"too much nip"
"clock struck nom"
"Tuna Cafe"
"wipers up"
"like a princess"

Thanks for yet another Sunday of mirth and squee. The puppies in a basket are especially adorable. Have a great week, SCE!

 

Proserpina

(2,352 posts)
6. It's a miracle and a mystery
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 08:32 AM
Jan 2016

Where do you find all these great pics, week after week?

Thanks for making this thread...it's my paycheck for the rest of the week!

tavernier

(12,389 posts)
7. My phone hates cold weather
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 08:38 AM
Jan 2016

so it may have accidentally canceled my rec. But you know better!

"Can't have nice things."

Patiod

(11,816 posts)
11. Dachshund AND corgi puppies? Both?
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 08:59 AM
Jan 2016

The two cutest puppy those there is!!
Great work this week.
Off to start work on the Big Dig.
This should be fun.

Fortinbras Armstrong

(4,473 posts)
14. Do you know that there was a poet who regularly wrote about cheese?
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 09:44 AM
Jan 2016

His name was James McIntyre, he was born in Scotland in 1828, emigrated to Canada as a young man and died in 1906. He is known as "the cheese poet" because cheese was one of his favorite subjects to write about. From his "Oxford Cheese Ode",

The ancient poets ne'er did dream
That Canada was land of cream,
They ne'er imagined it could flow
In this cold land of ice and snow,
Where everything did solid freeze
They ne'er hoped or looked for cheese.


Here is his "Dairy Ode"

Our muse it doth refuse to sing
Of cheese made early in the spring,
When cows give milk from spring fodder
You cannot make a good cheddar.

The quality is often vile
Of cheese that is made in April,
Therefore we think for that reason
You should make later in the season.

Cheese making you should delay
Until about the first of May.
Then cows do feed on grassy field
And rich milk they abundant yield.

Ontario cannot compete
With the Northwest in raising wheat,
For cheaper there they it can grow
So price in future may be low.

Though this a hardship it may seem,
Rejoice that you have got the cream,
In this land of milk and honey,
Where dairy farmers do make money.

Utensils must be clean and sweet,
So cheese with first class can compete,
And daily polish up milk pans,
Take pains with vats and with milk cans.

And it is important matter
To allow no stagnant water,
But water from pure well or stream
The cow must drink to give pure cream.

Canadian breeds 'tis best to pair
With breeds from the shire of Ayr,
They thrive on our Canadian feed
And are for milking splendid breed.

Though 'gainst spring cheese some do mutter,
Yet spring milk also makes bad butter,
Then there doth arise the query
How to utilize it in the dairy.

The milk it floats in great spring flood
Though it is not so rich and good,
Let us be thankful for this stream
Of milk and also curds and cream.

All dairymen their highest aims
Should be to make the vale of Thames,
Where milk doth so abundant flow,
Dairyland of Ontario.


Here is my favorite of his poems, "Ode on the Mammoth Cheese Weighing Over 7,000 Pounds," written about an actual cheese produced in Ingersoll, Ontario in 1866 and sent to exhibitions in Toronto, New York, and Britain:

We have seen the Queen of cheese,
Laying quietly at your ease,
Gently fanned by evening breeze --
Thy fair form no flies dare seize.

All gaily dressed soon you'll go
To the great Provincial Show,
To be admired by many a beau
In the city of Toronto.

Cows numerous as a swarm of bees --
Or as the leaves upon the trees --
It did require to make thee please,
And stand unrivalled Queen of Cheese.

May you not receive a scar as
We have heard that Mr. Harris
Intends to send you off as far as
The great World's show at Paris.

Of the youth -- beware of these --
For some of them might rudely squeeze
And bite your cheek; then songs or glees
We could not sing o' Queen of Cheese.

We'rt thou suspended from baloon,
You'd cast a shade, even at noon;
Folks would think it was the moon
About to fall and crush them soon.

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
27. My gratitude for these fair odes
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 11:36 AM
Jan 2016

Shall carry me upon my roads
Of busy work today--
O! Cream and rennet! cry Hooray!
For nothing can in this world compare
To a cheerful cheese based aire!

Fortinbras Armstrong

(4,473 posts)
29. I see that McIntyre has clearly moved Erato, the muse of lyric verse, to inspire you.
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 01:11 PM
Jan 2016

Are you familiar with the man who is the leading contender for worst poet in the English language, the great William Topaz McGonagall? Go to http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/ and enjoy

McIntyre's poems are also on-line: http://www.poemhunter.com/james-mcintyre/poems/

SouthernLiberal

(407 posts)
28. Best part of my Sundays!
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 12:10 PM
Jan 2016

Right from the start, you had me laughing, not only out loud, but quite heartily. "Lab Test" indeed! My family had two when I was a teenager, and that picture is spot on.

question everything

(47,484 posts)
31. The catalope?
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 01:51 PM
Jan 2016

With the horns?

There is a hare in my pancake

And, I suppose many east coasters pets share the sentiments of "potty out of order.."


ailsagirl

(22,897 posts)
32. You did it again, SCE!!
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 01:56 PM
Jan 2016

Made me LOL

When mom says no at the grocery store

Cat with antlers

Beautiful duo of white horses in the snow
The touching Cardinals

No, take another. I think I blinked

And so many more

Thank you, SCE, for making me laugh. And marvel.

littlewolf

(3,813 posts)
35. rec 150 ...
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 03:24 PM
Jan 2016

thank you so much SCE …
lots of smiles here ….
pigeons with tazers really made me smile.
hare in my pancakes was another ….
all of them were great … thank you .

Iwillnevergiveup

(9,298 posts)
37. The special
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 03:58 PM
Jan 2016

snowy edition was just super! My chihuahua would never last in that climate. Have to coax her out in between raindrops. Thank you, Salmon, from just one of your many fans.

WinstonSmith4740

(3,056 posts)
38. Love them all, SCE!
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 04:16 PM
Jan 2016

Want to say a big THANK YOU for all the time and effort you put into finding these to brighten up our Sunday!

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
47. That one about jigsaw puzzles......
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 08:18 PM
Jan 2016

not even funny, from one who knows.

Love the cat in front of the deer pillow!

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,627 posts)
48. These are wonderful, my dear SalmonChantedEvening!
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 09:19 PM
Jan 2016

So many good ones! Were you hungry when you found all the pancakes???

Loved the white horses and the lion w/cubs!

And on and on...!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
















































*poke

KT2000

(20,581 posts)
49. Ernie of Ernie's Tuna Cafe
Sun Jan 24, 2016, 11:58 PM
Jan 2016

appears to have graduated with honors - To Serve Cats!
Thanks SCE - good ones as always!

niyad

(113,323 posts)
54. good morning, sce. as usual, you have completely outdone yourself, there is no way to
Mon Jan 25, 2016, 12:38 PM
Jan 2016

pick a favourite (although. . . grumpy cat!!) please give crystal a big hug from me, and I wish you both a wonderful and peaceful week.

now, off to share with your ever-growing legion of off-site (not to mention, demanding and impatient!!) fans.

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