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Godhumor

(6,437 posts) Sun Jan 31, 2016, 08:27 PM Jan 2016

My flight is delayed... I demand entertainment!

Entertain me!

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My flight is delayed... I demand entertainment! (Original Post) Godhumor Jan 2016 OP

Maybe this is why your flight is delayed liberal N proud Jan 2016 #1

I, uh, hmm Godhumor Jan 2016 #2

You're trapped on a desert island bigwillq Jan 2016 #3

Desert Island? Hmm Godhumor Jan 2016 #4

This will keep you calm before your flight: kentauros Jan 2016 #5

Surely, you can't be serious? n/t Godhumor Jan 2016 #6

Who you calling Shirley? nt Wounded Bear Jan 2016 #18

If you feel like watching a movie ... In_The_Wind Jan 2016 #7

There's always MST3K 47of74 Jan 2016 #8

I've done that. Many tmes. trof Jan 2016 #10

Never fear. herding cats Jan 2016 #9

Let me entertain you. Let me make you smile... trof Jan 2016 #11

When your plane does arrive.... The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2016 #12

"I didn't know there was a full moon tonight..." Godhumor Jan 2016 #13

It's even more disturbing if you get mooned from the outside of the plane The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2016 #19

Here ya go Paulie Jan 2016 #14

Nonsense, just because sarge43 Jan 2016 #15

Fall into a Graham Norton K-Hole blogslut Jan 2016 #16

Ask a TSA agent if he's seen your boxcutter. rug Jan 2016 #17

liberal N proud

(60,336 posts)

1. Maybe this is why your flight is delayed

Reply to Godhumor (Original post)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 08:30 PM

Jan 2016

Delta Flight Attendants Get in Fist Fight, Plane Lands
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Godhumor

(6,437 posts)

2. I, uh, hmm

Reply to liberal N proud (Reply #1)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 08:31 PM

Jan 2016

No words.

bigwillq

(72,790 posts)

3. You're trapped on a desert island

Reply to Godhumor (Original post)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 08:32 PM

Jan 2016

Name 3 animals you hope are on the island with you.

Godhumor

(6,437 posts)

4. Desert Island? Hmm

Reply to bigwillq (Reply #3)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 08:36 PM

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Water buffalo (They're filled with water, right?)

Sugar Glider (For the sweet sugar, obviously)

Carpenter Ant (To build me a house)

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

5. This will keep you calm before your flight:

Reply to Godhumor (Original post)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 08:37 PM

Jan 2016

Godhumor

(6,437 posts)

6. Surely, you can't be serious? n/t

Reply to kentauros (Reply #5)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 08:38 PM

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Wounded Bear

(58,667 posts)

18. Who you calling Shirley? nt

Reply to Godhumor (Reply #6)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 11:14 PM

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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

7. If you feel like watching a movie ...

Reply to Godhumor (Original post)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 08:58 PM

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47of74

(18,470 posts)

8. There's always MST3K

Reply to Godhumor (Original post)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 09:02 PM

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trof

(54,256 posts)

10. I've done that. Many tmes.

Reply to 47of74 (Reply #8)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 09:08 PM

Jan 2016

It's incredibly difficult your first time.
You gain skill with practice.

herding cats

(19,565 posts)

9. Never fear.

Reply to Godhumor (Original post)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 09:05 PM

Jan 2016

Your flight should should be taking off shortly.

trof

(54,256 posts)

11. Let me entertain you. Let me make you smile...

Reply to Godhumor (Original post)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 09:13 PM

Jan 2016

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The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,733 posts)

12. When your plane does arrive....

Reply to Godhumor (Original post)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 09:19 PM

Jan 2016

watch out for this:

Godhumor

(6,437 posts)

13. "I didn't know there was a full moon tonight..."

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #12)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 09:20 PM

Jan 2016

Wait...

Noooooooooo!

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,733 posts)

19. It's even more disturbing if you get mooned from the outside of the plane

Reply to Godhumor (Reply #13)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 11:25 PM

Jan 2016

while it's in flight.

Paulie

(8,462 posts)

14. Here ya go

Reply to Godhumor (Original post)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 09:33 PM

Jan 2016

Still good in standard or expanded:

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

15. Nonsense, just because

Reply to Godhumor (Original post)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 09:40 PM

Jan 2016

blogslut

(38,002 posts)

16. Fall into a Graham Norton K-Hole

Reply to Godhumor (Original post)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 09:52 PM

Jan 2016

https://www.youtube.com/user/OfficialGrahamNorton/videos

rug

(82,333 posts)

17. Ask a TSA agent if he's seen your boxcutter.

Reply to Godhumor (Original post)

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 10:15 PM

Jan 2016

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