A (sick but funny) Superbowl joke.

Joe settles into his seat, way up in the stadium, where the players look like ants. As he starts to open a sandwich, he spots an empty seat way down in front...right by the field. He thinks "Wow..could it be that somebody is not going to show up?" Joe gets up and walks down the stairs to the empty seat. He asks a man sitting by it, "Who owns this seat"? It's mine, says the elderly man...my wife and I have attended every Superbowl since 1967 but she died 2 days ago. Joe says "Oh I'm terribly sorry but couldn't you get a friend or one of your sons or daughter or a relative to come with you?? Man says "Naw, they're all at the funeral".