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of O'Malley's campaign wrote that the candidate appeared in an Irish pub, his natural habitat. That's my natural habitat too.

Nothing like MINE, tho. My daughter + her husband? That's a different story! Their favorite vacation is to Dublin, but having a kid has slowed them down a bit!

I've had a couple, and both were well worth the headache the next day.

(And sorry that you've been disappointed. You and elleng did your candidate proud.)

when you hear the glove snap.

or if you are a man and having them.

Thanks!

If it has, apply ice and think about baseball.

...is to start drinking heavily!

And for the things it doesn't, well you'll be more refreshed.

Then alternate ice and heat.

Stitching it up is probably the hardest part, but there are some good youtubes on how to do it.

my advice is if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours go to the ER.

It'll leave a scar.

...in the same half of the same day, and always take a book to an appointment.

Stop picking at it.

You don't know where they have been

Walk it off.

And next time don't stoop to pick something up near the door buzzard.

I can't dispense advice without knowing this first.

... it gets better.

But that's no fun.

I suggest putting Bacon on everything

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cures everything. What it doesn't cure, it prevents.

Eat no green apples or you'll droop.
Be careful not to get the croup.
Avoid the chicken-pox and such.
And don't fall out of windows much.

upon hitting your optic nerve, causes a circular crusted cyst to form on your eye

THAT'S AMORE!

...most things can be cured by Windex.

If this is an emergency, call 911 or go to your nearest emergency room.

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