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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsHow do you deal with the workplace chatterbox?
You know THAT person.
The one who babbles and prattles on and on and on about pointless crap.
Goes off on loooong tangents.
Answers a question with a five minute monologue, when everybody else can answer the same question in 20 seconds.
They rarely ask questions about you and your life. It's always about me, me, me, or irrelevant tripe.
And they soak up your time that you need to get work done.
How do you deal with these supremely annoying people?
mackerel
(4,412 posts)I rush to answer it that always seems to help.
Lochloosa
(16,066 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)And then, "I hope you don't mind but you'll have to excuse me; I have to finish xxxxx by the end of the day." Then plug in the mp3 player again.
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)not only babbles on- after she's done with the story, she goes back to "start" and repeats it....
I got lucky - for some reason she stopped speaking to me two years ago. (She's also veeerry sensitive.) Since then, every time I observe her chewing someone's ear off, I remember what a lucky woman I am.
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)Usually works.
chalky
(3,297 posts)I've even gone so far as to put them in without playing music. Desperate times called for desperate measures.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)The bright color is so they can see them, and know that I'm currently unavailable and unable to listen to them.
I work in a cubicle plantation so sometimes there's a lot of chatter. The music really helps me.
A Little Weird
(1,754 posts)"I'm sorry, I don't have time to talk right now I have to get this done." If you want to be nice, throw on a "Maybe we can catch up later?" at the end.
HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)After a few uncomfortable sessions (she was standing between me and my office door so I couldn't leave) my boss went to her boss and said that she was interrupting my work and wanted it to stop. She rarely came by my office after that. I wasn't at all sure how I was going to make it stop, but my boss (a woman) was sensitive to the issue and stepped in for me.
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hobbit709
(41,694 posts)If they persist, tell them to go away and bother someone that cares.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)I have a hard time interrupting people (unless they do it to me once too many times) because I like to let them make their point. But I think in the case of someone like that, I'd interrupt to talk about my life. They usually lose interest fast and find something else to do
mythology
(9,527 posts)but not little earbuds. I go with big over the ear headphones.
Also a solid bored glare often works.
If you want to get really sneaky, set your cell phone to have an autodial to your office phone and memorize how to dial it from your pocket.
Initech
(100,081 posts)edbermac
(15,941 posts)Orrex
(63,216 posts)A quick blast of near-freezing water at 80 PSI is enough to curb most small talk.