nyah nyah Board of Ed.

I shit you not!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlin_Upton

I'm guessing if Trump won the election, he might assign her to be the keeper of the White House Map Room:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Map_Room_%28White_House%29

Mike Huckabee is from there.

The namesake of the Fulbright Scholarship.

As was Joseph T. Robinson, a Depression-era Senator who was instrumental in getting votes for New Deal programs.

Not to mention the recently deceased Senator Dale Bumpers, who was one of the most liberal senators in the 1980s and 1990s.

....and I'm envious of you for living in a state with not one single shitbag from there, wherever "there" is.

which was back in 1978, local people in New York asked me where I was from. When I said "Arkansas", most of them had no idea where it was. One person thought it was near California.

And about the only thing the people I encountered knew about Arkansas was the Little Rock Central High crisis-- an event which was already 21 years in the past in those days.

I once terminated a short term dating relationship when the man in question told me I needed to "stop using those big words." Puzzled, I asked for an example. "Ambivalent."

I had been somewhat ambivalent about this guy. After that, I no longer was.

Where is Bullitt County?

Google gave me Kentucky, so I'm guessing that's where it is.

I'd fail that test!

I'll try to remember it for the next test.

I am flabbergasted that this one was for 8th graders! Wow, very impressive!

"List the eligibility of the President, Vice President, and Governor of Kentucky"

I knew I'd flunk the test.

Problem #3 under Arithmetic has the word "door" spelled "dodr". That's aside from the fact that doors have a standard height of 80 inches which I guess isn't relevant.

Was it Native Americans? Siberians? Japanese? Okinawans? Taiwanese? Filipinos? Indonesians? Australian aborigines? Maoris? Samoans? Hawaiians?

So many possibilities

Sorry. Family joke.

Sometimes it's the "facts" you fill your head with that make you an idiot.

The thing that bothers me the most about U.S. society is the common innumeracy, anti-intellectualism, and blatant disregard of science and logic.

I give this test an "F."