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Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts) Tue Mar 27, 2012, 09:54 PM Mar 2012

OK, I am apparently "banned for life" from DU's Solar System Group for making too many Uranus jokes.

My question is "how many is too many?"

HOW MANY IS TOO MANY???

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OK, I am apparently "banned for life" from DU's Solar System Group for making too many Uranus jokes. (Original Post) Amerigo Vespucci Mar 2012 OP

How many rings around Uranus? NYC_SKP Mar 2012 #1

That's exactly the kind of talk that got me thrown out Amerigo Vespucci Mar 2012 #2

Those solar system people, just waaaay too Sirius. NYC_SKP Mar 2012 #3

Mercury makes Uranus look fat. rug Mar 2012 #4

Wow, you really wax Lyra-cle! NRaleighLiberal Mar 2012 #6

I once met some people whose granddaughter was named Deneb. Manifestor_of_Light Mar 2012 #22

Sphincter? OriginalGeek Mar 2012 #5

Uranus just can't win.... pipi_k Mar 2012 #7

Problem fixed. chknltl Mar 2012 #8

Uranus rotates around my penis?? madinmaryland Mar 2012 #9

Charmin, like the Starship Enterprise circles Uranus looking for Klingons. ohiosmith Mar 2012 #10

You can see Uranus with a couple of mirrors pokerfan Mar 2012 #11

I've never needed more than one. Thegonagle Mar 2012 #14

I like to make sure it's right side up (nt) pokerfan Mar 2012 #15

Guess scientists can't take jokes. As for your question I'm think you'd have to bend over and let Justice wanted Mar 2012 #12

a-one, a-two, a-three Arugula Latte Mar 2012 #13

How many threads unionworks Mar 2012 #16

D.U.ers can't get unionworks Mar 2012 #17

Myanus is off-limits to Uranus jokes, too. MiddleFingerMom Mar 2012 #18

Why, has somebody suggested probing it's methane filled depths? T_i_B Mar 2012 #19

You must be thinking of... AnneD Mar 2012 #24

Sounds like a frothy problem. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #20

maybe you could try the boating forum tk2kewl Mar 2012 #21

What do Captain Kirk and toliet paper have in common? Dr Fate Mar 2012 #23

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

1. How many rings around Uranus?

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2012, 09:56 PM

Mar 2012

I don't think there should be a limit.

I have five, seems a comfortable number.

Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts)

2. That's exactly the kind of talk that got me thrown out

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 27, 2012, 09:58 PM

Mar 2012

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

3. Those solar system people, just waaaay too Sirius.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Reply #2)

Tue Mar 27, 2012, 10:00 PM

Mar 2012

rug

(82,333 posts)

4. Mercury makes Uranus look fat.

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #3)

Tue Mar 27, 2012, 10:04 PM

Mar 2012

NRaleighLiberal

(60,026 posts)

6. Wow, you really wax Lyra-cle!

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #3)

Tue Mar 27, 2012, 10:22 PM

Mar 2012

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)

22. I once met some people whose granddaughter was named Deneb.

Reply to NRaleighLiberal (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 02:03 PM

Mar 2012

Is that cool or what?

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

5. Sphincter?

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2012, 10:07 PM

Mar 2012

I hardly knew 'er!

pipi_k

(21,020 posts)

7. Uranus just can't win....

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2012, 10:47 PM

Mar 2012

First it was "your-anus"

Now it's "urine-us"

chknltl

(10,558 posts)

8. Problem fixed.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2012, 11:21 PM

Mar 2012

I put DUs Solar System Group on ignore. Yep, the whole group, gone, dead to me, utterly non-existent! That should learn that bunch of dickfers to lighten up and to stop taking things so dang seriously.

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

9. Uranus rotates around my penis??

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2012, 11:25 PM

Mar 2012

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

10. Charmin, like the Starship Enterprise circles Uranus looking for Klingons.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2012, 11:33 PM

Mar 2012

pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

11. You can see Uranus with a couple of mirrors

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2012, 11:37 PM

Mar 2012

Thegonagle

(806 posts)

14. I've never needed more than one.

Reply to pokerfan (Reply #11)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 12:51 AM

Mar 2012

pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

15. I like to make sure it's right side up (nt)

Reply to Thegonagle (Reply #14)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 03:46 AM

Mar 2012

Justice wanted

(2,657 posts)

12. Guess scientists can't take jokes. As for your question I'm think you'd have to bend over and let

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2012, 11:46 PM

Mar 2012

someone count the rings.

Or is that too rude and crude?

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

13. a-one, a-two, a-three

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2012, 11:49 PM

Mar 2012

*crunch*

Three.

unionworks

(3,574 posts)

16. How many threads

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 04:16 AM

Mar 2012

About Uranus are we allowed to post in the lounge?

unionworks

(3,574 posts)

17. D.U.ers can't get

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 04:58 AM

Mar 2012

... enough of Uranus!

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

18. Myanus is off-limits to Uranus jokes, too.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 06:29 AM

Mar 2012

T_i_B

(14,749 posts)

19. Why, has somebody suggested probing it's methane filled depths?

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 07:36 AM

Mar 2012

AnneD

(15,774 posts)

24. You must be thinking of...

Reply to T_i_B (Reply #19)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 03:52 PM

Mar 2012

Venus.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

20. Sounds like a frothy problem.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 11:32 AM

Mar 2012

tk2kewl

(18,133 posts)

21. maybe you could try the boating forum

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 01:29 PM

Mar 2012

Dr Fate

(32,189 posts)

23. What do Captain Kirk and toliet paper have in common?

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 03:41 PM

Mar 2012

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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