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Archae

(46,337 posts)
Mon Apr 11, 2016, 03:29 PM Apr 2016

The Jukebox From Hell

I like this idea the radio station has.

(Found this on another message board)

The Juke Box from Hell
Mon Apr 11, 2016, 12:24 PM

Back in the 80's music was at it's highest peak with MTV, supergroups, metal hair bands and new bands from around the world hitting the airwaves and cleaning out the record stores. But among all those hits we know and love, there are some hit songs that we personally hope never goes on the air again. Here in New York, radio station WHTZ (Z-100) brought forth this idea called the Juke Box from Hell. The idea was for listeners suggest what they feel are the worst hit songs ever put together. And there were a lot of bad ones. This list is composed of songs that I admit had me wonder how did this be a hit and who listens to it now? See if agree or disagree with these most common choices. I'll list fifteen that many have suggested and I agree with most of them.

1. Rick Dees - Disco Duck
2. Morris Albert - Feelings
3. Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting (Kung Fu Panda brought this one back.)
4. The Captain and Tenielle - Muskrat Love (Why did America give permission to have this covered?)
5. Debby Boone - You Light Up My Life
6. DeFranco Family - Heartbeat (It's a Lovebeat)
7. David Geddes - Run, Joey, Run
8. Donny Osmond - Go Away Little Girl
9. Wayne Newton - Daddy Don't You Walk so Fast
10. Terry Jacks - Seasons In The Sun (My brother played this one a lot.)
11. Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods - Billy Don't Be A Hero
12. Baja Men - Who Let The Dogs Out? (Who let this song out?)
13. Henry Gross - Shannon
14. John Travolta - Let Her In
15. Barry Manilow - I Write the Songs

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The Jukebox From Hell (Original Post) Archae Apr 2016 OP
I would add almost anything sung by Helen Reddy - LiberalElite Apr 2016 #1
"Ruby Red Dress," IMO, is even worse... malthaussen Apr 2016 #28
I gave Shannon a pass when I realized Shannon was a dog Skittles Apr 2016 #2
Meri Wilson's cloudbase Apr 2016 #3
ARGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! ailsagirl Apr 2016 #4
Here are a few w/youtube links... GReedDiamond Apr 2016 #5
The Mute Marine Xipe Totec Apr 2016 #6
Jim Carrey - Star Trek; The Wrath of Farrakhan Xipe Totec Apr 2016 #7
Don't understand why "Afternoon Delight" lands on so many of these lists Zorro Apr 2016 #14
I think it's just somehow easy to make fun of. Like the Anchorman video: Gidney N Cloyd Apr 2016 #15
It might depend who's singing it sharp_stick Apr 2016 #16
It has to do with... GReedDiamond Apr 2016 #17
Of course nobody hearing this song at a family-oriented music venue in Branson Zorro Apr 2016 #19
I hear ya Zorro, I get your point... GReedDiamond Apr 2016 #20
Well, I put it in the same category as this cheery Lawrence Welk "spiritual" Zorro Apr 2016 #21
YESSSS!!! Now THAT'S... GReedDiamond Apr 2016 #22
Noooo! I thought I had some of those purged from my memory. progressoid Apr 2016 #8
And the #1 Song from Jukebox Hell (or any other hell) Drumroll please... catbyte Apr 2016 #9
Sammy Johns - "Chevy Van" Glorfindel Apr 2016 #10
Take 6 minutes and listen to this; A HERETIC I AM Apr 2016 #11
Pretty high on my list would be 'No Charge' LeftishBrit Apr 2016 #12
Another ghastly one is Paul Evans' 'Hello, This is Joanie' (The Telephone Answering Machine Song) LeftishBrit Apr 2016 #13
That list could be a K-Tel album. pintobean Apr 2016 #18
Good one! n/t Populist_Prole Apr 2016 #30
OMG, my sister had this one. progressoid Apr 2016 #34
I would put "Feelings" at number one. nt grasswire Apr 2016 #23
No contest: Laffy Kat Apr 2016 #24
I never had heard of this tune before now... Archae Apr 2016 #26
These area51 Apr 2016 #25
Now, consider how many of these songs were great hits... malthaussen Apr 2016 #27
Boy those 15 songs are spot-on. Gag-worthy, every last one of them Populist_Prole Apr 2016 #29
When my son was about three My Good Babushka Apr 2016 #31
Green Day... American Idiot. nt clarice Apr 2016 #32
Cowslips. Can't say it or it'll get stuck in my ears. Scuba Apr 2016 #33

Skittles

(153,169 posts)
2. I gave Shannon a pass when I realized Shannon was a dog
Mon Apr 11, 2016, 10:14 PM
Apr 2016

Henry Gross wrote it for Beach Boy Carl Wilson when his beloved Shannon died

GReedDiamond

(5,313 posts)
5. Here are a few w/youtube links...
Tue Apr 12, 2016, 12:32 AM
Apr 2016

...for the masochistic:

afternoon delight
- starland vocal band



we built this city on rock n roll - starship


ballad of the green berets
- ssgt barry sadler


fast food song
- fast food rockers


tutti frutti - pat boone


gangnam style
- psy


friday - rebecca black


anything by ted "the ped" nugent (no youtube link necessary)

Zorro

(15,740 posts)
14. Don't understand why "Afternoon Delight" lands on so many of these lists
Wed Apr 13, 2016, 09:56 AM
Apr 2016

I find it to be a chipper, cheerfully subversive little tune. They aren't singing about having a great cup of coffee.

GReedDiamond

(5,313 posts)
17. It has to do with...
Wed Apr 13, 2016, 12:19 PM
Apr 2016

...the sickly sweet, sappy and annoying vocals and production values - the words are pretty much drowned out by the fact that the song is virtually impossible to listen to all the way through - for me, at least.

Never been there, but I suspect that if I went to some family-oriented music venues in Branson, MO, I'd hear this tune more than once, and I suspect nobody in the audience would consider the tune "subversive."

If I want subversion in musical compositions, Starlight Vocal Band isn't on any of my lists of artists to turn to.

Not to mention that SVB was awarded the "Best New Artist" by the Grammys in whatever year that was, and as a voting member of NARAS, I am embarrassed when these type of artists are selected for recognition by industry professionals and musical peers - anybody ever hear anything outta that group since they walked off the stage with their Grammys?

I didn't think so.

Zorro

(15,740 posts)
19. Of course nobody hearing this song at a family-oriented music venue in Branson
Wed Apr 13, 2016, 02:28 PM
Apr 2016

would consider this perky little ditty -- with drowned-out words about getting laid in the afternoon -- to be subversive.

That's what makes it so subversive.

GReedDiamond

(5,313 posts)
20. I hear ya Zorro, I get your point...
Wed Apr 13, 2016, 06:15 PM
Apr 2016

...but I can't get to "subversive" on this one.

Perky - OK - but subversive...I don't know about that. And perky songs generally annoy me.

If only the disputes here at DU were all so trivial as disagreeing about an early 70s crappy - or, perhaps, perky yet subversive - pop tune, this place might be "the happiest place on earth" - or at least, the internet tubes.

Oh shit! Now I've got "It's A Small World After All" playing in my head!!


progressoid

(49,991 posts)
8. Noooo! I thought I had some of those purged from my memory.
Tue Apr 12, 2016, 01:12 AM
Apr 2016

Just seeing the titles brings it all roaring back in its glorious awfulness.

Some more

Afternoon Delight.
The Night Chicago Died
You're Having My Baby
Tie a Yellow Ribbon
Send in the Clowns
You Light Up My Life
Him



Must. Stop. Before. Head. Explodes.


LeftishBrit

(41,208 posts)
12. Pretty high on my list would be 'No Charge'
Tue Apr 12, 2016, 07:37 PM
Apr 2016


There's an equally ghastly version sung by Melba Montgomery.

Laffy Kat

(16,383 posts)
24. No contest:
Thu Apr 14, 2016, 02:05 AM
Apr 2016

Charlene's, "I've Never Been to Me". Would rather stick needles into my eyes than listen to this song. You'll know it when you hear it.

Archae

(46,337 posts)
26. I never had heard of this tune before now...
Thu Apr 14, 2016, 08:40 AM
Apr 2016

But what the hell was the songwriter and singer when they wrote and sang this?

malthaussen

(17,204 posts)
27. Now, consider how many of these songs were great hits...
Thu Apr 14, 2016, 10:44 AM
Apr 2016

... sic transit gloria mundi, and Tuesday's not much better.

-- Mal

Populist_Prole

(5,364 posts)
29. Boy those 15 songs are spot-on. Gag-worthy, every last one of them
Thu Apr 14, 2016, 11:23 AM
Apr 2016

I'm 54 and I remember cringing every time one of those songs were played either on the radio, or by my sister and her friends.

My Good Babushka

(2,710 posts)
31. When my son was about three
Thu Apr 14, 2016, 03:09 PM
Apr 2016

he requested a mix CD with Jerry Reed-Eastbound and Down, Finger Eleven- Paralyzer, and Bob Marley-Three Little Birds.
It was the weirdest mix and he wanted to play it over and over and over again. I don't think I like any of those songs anymore.

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