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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsFrench statue gets removable organ to fight penis thieves
Not The Onion!
http://www.thelocal.fr/20160419/french-town-gives-castrated-statue-prosthetic-penis
The seaside town of Arcachon in southwestern France has been faced with a long-running problem.
Their three-metre statue of Greek mythology's divine hero, Heracles, which was erected in the Parc Mauresque in 1948, keeps getting his penis removed by vandals....
"Considering Heracles' fragile manhood," the town's deputy mayor Martine Phelippot added, "we've chosen to give him a removable prosthetic that we can add to the statue before each ceremony."...
"It's not the perfect solution because obviously men would prefer that part part of their anatomy to be permanent and we understand it's a little annoying for Heracles himself, but given our experience of seeing the organ removed as soon as it's replaced, we think a detachable penis is for the best," Phelippot told The Local.
Their three-metre statue of Greek mythology's divine hero, Heracles, which was erected in the Parc Mauresque in 1948, keeps getting his penis removed by vandals....
"Considering Heracles' fragile manhood," the town's deputy mayor Martine Phelippot added, "we've chosen to give him a removable prosthetic that we can add to the statue before each ceremony."...
"It's not the perfect solution because obviously men would prefer that part part of their anatomy to be permanent and we understand it's a little annoying for Heracles himself, but given our experience of seeing the organ removed as soon as it's replaced, we think a detachable penis is for the best," Phelippot told The Local.
So when was the last time Trump was in France?
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French statue gets removable organ to fight penis thieves (Original Post)
KamaAina
Apr 2016
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jonno99
(2,620 posts)1. "a removable prosthetic that can be attached to the main body for special ceremonies in the park..."
Yes, because no ceremony or celebration is complete without a penis!
Or something....
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kentauros
(29,414 posts)4. I think they should open each ceremony with this: