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Kaleva

(36,315 posts) Sun Apr 24, 2016, 08:24 PM Apr 2016

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Connect with Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin on Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/fappythedolphin/

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Connect with Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin on Facebook (Original Post) Kaleva Apr 2016 OP

Please tell me this is satire. nt Laffy Kat Apr 2016 #1

I like the picture there that says... MrMickeysMom Apr 2016 #2

As we will all die, that's a true statement! Kaleva Apr 2016 #3

The porpoise-driven life. Orrex Apr 2016 #4

My hero! Katashi_itto Apr 2016 #5

A better name for him would have been Floppy. Baitball Blogger Apr 2016 #6

The definition of fap Kaleva Apr 2016 #7

Ha-ha! Baitball Blogger Apr 2016 #8

"anti-masturbation dolphin" is an oxymoron like "conservative thinker". KamaAina Apr 2016 #9

I didn't know that. In_The_Wind Apr 2016 #11

Excellent! I've been looking to get a new coffee mug. nt ohnoyoudidnt Apr 2016 #10

Kinda scared to click on that... Xyzse Apr 2016 #12

Anti-masturbation....anti-contraception! Bloody Hell!!!! Is this really the 21st Century?!?!?!? LongTomH Apr 2016 #13

I'm Ted Cruz, and I approve of this dolphin. Cruz / Fappy 2016! Miles Archer Apr 2016 #14

Why do so many people in this thread insist on not getting the joke Bucky Apr 2016 #15

Some people aren't up with the 'hip' new internet language thingy... nt uriel1972 Apr 2016 #16

Laffy Kat

(16,383 posts)

1. Please tell me this is satire. nt

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Sun Apr 24, 2016, 10:37 PM

Apr 2016

MrMickeysMom

(20,453 posts)

2. I like the picture there that says...

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Sun Apr 24, 2016, 11:11 PM

Apr 2016

"Everyone who masturbates DIES"...

Kaleva

(36,315 posts)

3. As we will all die, that's a true statement!

Reply to MrMickeysMom (Reply #2)

Sun Apr 24, 2016, 11:26 PM

Apr 2016

Orrex

(63,216 posts)

4. The porpoise-driven life.

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 07:28 AM

Apr 2016

Katashi_itto

(10,175 posts)

5. My hero!

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 08:40 AM

Apr 2016

Baitball Blogger

(46,745 posts)

6. A better name for him would have been Floppy.

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 09:01 AM

Apr 2016

Kaleva

(36,315 posts)

7. The definition of fap

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #6)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 11:48 AM

Apr 2016

"“Fap” is one of many onomatopoeic words often used in manga to depict the specific sound of a character masturbating."

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fap

Baitball Blogger

(46,745 posts)

8. Ha-ha!

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #7)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 12:21 PM

Apr 2016

Okay, that's better.

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

9. "anti-masturbation dolphin" is an oxymoron like "conservative thinker".

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 12:27 PM

Apr 2016

Dolphins are quite sexy creatures. Adolescent males will often make overtures to human females!

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

11. I didn't know that.

Reply to KamaAina (Reply #9)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 01:21 PM

Apr 2016

ohnoyoudidnt

(1,858 posts)

10. Excellent! I've been looking to get a new coffee mug. nt

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 01:17 PM

Apr 2016

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

12. Kinda scared to click on that...

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 01:30 PM

Apr 2016

It might schlick on me...

What a name... ROFLMAO

LongTomH

(8,636 posts)

13. Anti-masturbation....anti-contraception! Bloody Hell!!!! Is this really the 21st Century?!?!?!?

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 02:21 PM

Apr 2016

Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)

14. I'm Ted Cruz, and I approve of this dolphin. Cruz / Fappy 2016!

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 03:52 PM

Apr 2016

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Bucky

(54,032 posts)

15. Why do so many people in this thread insist on not getting the joke

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Tue Apr 26, 2016, 08:56 PM

Apr 2016

C'mon, people. The dolphin's name is FAPPY for Pet[font color="#b0b0b0"]e[/font]'s sake!!

uriel1972

(4,261 posts)

16. Some people aren't up with the 'hip' new internet language thingy... nt

Reply to Bucky (Reply #15)

Tue Apr 26, 2016, 09:18 PM

Apr 2016

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