You can grow a shitload of pot with a 4x4 hydroponic light tent setup. Placed in a basement or interior room, no cop is going to be able to detect it. If you are trying to make a profit doing it, you'd need a bigger operation and would be more likely to get caught.

It would be none of your business.

Thought I would get a mix of fun and defensive answers.

a lot of discarded Haagen Dazs Rum Raisin cartons in the trash.

I almost got drunk once with that.

It wasn't until after I'd taken Nyquil for the cold and eaten 3/4 of a pint of H-D Rum Raisin that I realized they'd used real rum and not rum flavoring. I may have been mute but that was a good night.

Other than that...?

I know everyone thinks it is funny, but I would rather enjoy seeing a raid on a house near us. Not saying where!

out of the house across the street from my Grandpa. (He lives in Wekiva).


This was many years ago. some folks went away in hand-cuffs too.


edit~ no, I did not poke around to see if they forgot anything...but I wanted to.

... but it wasn't indoors.

However, if two EXTREMELY placid goats are for sale in an area that is capable of either outdoor growing or someone being negligent with several plants...

The goats were happy, and I know why...

Two more raids, and the actual grow house can be triangulated.

I lived down the block from one about ten years ago. I am so naive and stupid, that every time I walked past that house I remarked on the skunk odor. LOL. The very weird thing about it was that on one side, the neighbor was retired LAPD. On the other side and across the street lived active county sheriff deputies. I am not sure if they were in on it or not. They could not possibly have been ignorant of what was happening.

But in answer to your question. All windows were totally covered all the time. Cars came and went constantly. Many cars. No one would say hello or make eye contact. And the smell was very, very strong.

Or some derivation of it.

sigh.

Oh course, an overly warm house does not meet the legal requirement for probable cause.

However, that won't stop them from starting an investigation, rummage through your trash, checking you for priors, tracking down your credit charges, putting you under surveillance and building a case against you.

There's also launching a sting operation against you, sniffing around your property with K-9 units, tracking down your utility expenses, contriving false testimony, planting evidence, staging false complaints, lying to D.A.s and judges...

ing directly from the TV to the place where the cookies used to be and constant use of the word maaaaaan.

Cheech and Chong - Nice Dreams

When I was a kid, we had a weed grower/dealer living next door to us. (No, I never went up there.) We lived on the side of a mountain, and you could see this guy's house from several blocks away. When he had some ready to sell, he turned on the Rainier sign in his front window and all his customers would show up in the middle of the night to buy it.

I say "grower/dealer" because there's no damn way he was growing as much as he was selling.

and you hear maniacal piano playing all hours of the day and night

A laid back neighbor who rarely gets angry, noisy or obnoxious plus greater-than-normal pizza delivery.

Take out Chinese food containers.

McDonald's wrappers.

with shop lights. It barely makes a dent in the electric bill, and even though the buds aren't huge, they work. I can tell you this because it's legal in AK.