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charlie and algernon

(13,447 posts)
Wed Mar 28, 2012, 08:02 PM Mar 2012

How may I help you? You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks

Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?

Neal: [indignantly] Yes.

Agent: How may I help you?

Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick — 4 fucking wheels and a seat!

Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now.

Agent: May I see your rental agreement?

Neal: I threw it away.

Agent: Oh, boy.

Neal: "Oh, boy" what?

Agent: You're fucked.

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