I know who that is, too.

There's Old Bully, being an asshole again!

The cat in the bag is the winner. The other cat is the sore loser.

"Still in here, Mr. Whiskers. Fuck you very much."

The alpha cat, Milo, "owned" the heated cat bed and slept in it all the time. The junior cat, Jeoffry, coveted it but never got a chance to sleep in it because Milo was always in it. But one day Milo got up and left the room for a few minutes to use the litter box and eat some kibbles - and as soon as he was out of sight Jeoffry hopped right into the bed and curled up. When Milo came back and found Jeoffry occupying his bed, he just sat there for a minute, staring. I imagined a "WTF?" thought bubble over his head. Then he started smacking Jeoffry on the head, over and over, whapwhapwhap!

Jeoffry, who had been asleep or pretending to be asleep, looked up at him disdainfully, then curled himself tighter and closed his eyes. Mile whapped again, to no avail. Then he climbed into the bed on top of Jeoffry. Milo is a very large, furry cat and eventually Jeoffry got so hot and uncomfortable that he slid out from under and let Milo have the bed to himself.

It was one of the funniest cat escapades I've ever seen.

I was in my living room and noticed my cat Momcat just STARING a hole into my other cat, Elwood, who was just sitting there on the complete other side of the room, minding his own business and staring out a window. Now Momcat's aka were Bitch Goddess or Hitler (she was a Kitler cat), and she had the temperament to go with those names. Elwood, on the other hand, was a mellow old guy who wouldn't hurt a fly. So I watch as she continues to stare with the blinding hatred of a 1000 suns at Elwood, then she gets up and walks determinedly across the room to him, stops in front of him, and then starts beating the crap out of his head with her paw then turns on her heel and walks away! :O Poor Elwood is just sitting there totally stunned, with a look of, "What the hell was THAT for!?!?" on his face. To this day I still crack up when I think about it.

And that cat in the basket isn't taking sides - doesn't want to get involved in the drama.