Gotta look on the bright side.

I did that yesterday when I mixed up the toothpaste tube and my wrinkle cream! I wonder if toothpaste works on wrinkles!

But I bet wrinkle cream tastes terrible.

I'll pass, thanks! I also once mixed up the deodorant and the Stain Stick. Nice clean underarms!

"and it burned, burned, burned / that ring of fire, that ring of fire."

Wish I could remember where I heard that.

looking in the mirror or a store window wouldn't be such a bad thing?

heh I remember way back in the day, I had to go pick up some work stuff from a coworker who had the day off....I chatted with him for a bit, then said "Bye, and, sheesh, maybe you should get a better razor" - you know those bits of toilet paper guys use to treat the nicks? He had, like, six of them on his face and was absolutely mortifed when he remembered

I had to try very hard not to laugh at the interviewer, who had a large smudge on her forehead. As it wasn't Ash Wednesday (if it were I would have understood as I was raised RC) - who knows how that got there?

They were once doing cross training at my job and I was asked to spend time with a manager from another department, showing him what I did. Seconds before he walked through the door, I noticed a big blob of toothpaste stuck to the front of my skirt. I spent the whole time he was there with a folder on my lap...

...as the morning that Dad brushed his teeth with Brylcreem.

True story.

I get pimples on my forehead--and forehead only these days. So I put some on while I shave and then wipe it off when I am done.