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JonathanRackham

(1,604 posts) Mon Aug 1, 2016, 10:41 PM Aug 2016

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My cats think I am a god.

They refer to me as lord of the can opener. Master of the litter scoop.

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My cats think I am a god. (Original Post) JonathanRackham Aug 2016 OP

when I bring home a big bag of cat food Skittles Aug 2016 #1

If you fall, hit your head, and lose consciousness, those cats will devour you in less than a day NightWatcher Aug 2016 #2

I think you have misunderstood them mythology Aug 2016 #3

My cats think of me as furniture n/t Godhumor Aug 2016 #4

They think I can control the weather Tabasco_Dave Aug 2016 #5

I am appalled... IcyPeas Aug 2016 #6

OK, here are a couple of my cats worshiping me The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2016 #10

gorgeous - they are certainly giving you a look!! IcyPeas Aug 2016 #11

Your dog thinks you're a god. lastlib Aug 2016 #7

Our cats think I'm dad. Tobin S. Aug 2016 #8

Yeah, that's what they say in front of your face Yavin4 Aug 2016 #9

Skittles

(153,193 posts)

1. when I bring home a big bag of cat food

Reply to JonathanRackham (Original post)

Mon Aug 1, 2016, 10:57 PM

Aug 2016

I swear they think I hunted it and dragged it home, and are suitable impressed

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

2. If you fall, hit your head, and lose consciousness, those cats will devour you in less than a day

Reply to JonathanRackham (Original post)

Mon Aug 1, 2016, 11:31 PM

Aug 2016

mythology

(9,527 posts)

3. I think you have misunderstood them

Reply to JonathanRackham (Original post)

Tue Aug 2, 2016, 12:01 AM

Aug 2016

It's the lackey of the can opener and minion of the litter scoop. These are cats. They have staff to handle menial tasks like that while they continue to stretch out in the lap of luxury as they so clearly deserve.

Godhumor

(6,437 posts)

4. My cats think of me as furniture n/t

Reply to JonathanRackham (Original post)

Tue Aug 2, 2016, 12:04 AM

Aug 2016

Tabasco_Dave

(1,259 posts)

5. They think I can control the weather

Reply to JonathanRackham (Original post)

Tue Aug 2, 2016, 12:13 AM

Aug 2016

When it's raining outside, they give me a look like " can't you do something to make it stop."

IcyPeas

(21,908 posts)

6. I am appalled...

Reply to JonathanRackham (Original post)

Tue Aug 2, 2016, 04:41 AM

Aug 2016

Not one... Not even one picture of a cat so far in this thread.

Must I put you all on ignore? Or better yet I should alert this post for being totally disrespectful to Cats.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,858 posts)

10. OK, here are a couple of my cats worshiping me

Reply to IcyPeas (Reply #6)

Tue Aug 2, 2016, 11:42 AM

Aug 2016

in the Holy Temple of Bathroom:

IcyPeas

(21,908 posts)

11. gorgeous - they are certainly giving you a look!!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #10)

Tue Aug 2, 2016, 04:24 PM

Aug 2016

lastlib

(23,288 posts)

7. Your dog thinks you're a god.

Reply to JonathanRackham (Original post)

Tue Aug 2, 2016, 09:15 AM

Aug 2016

Your cats think THEY are the gods, and you have chosen to serve them and obey them.

Tobin S.

(10,418 posts)

8. Our cats think I'm dad.

Reply to JonathanRackham (Original post)

Tue Aug 2, 2016, 10:16 AM

Aug 2016

Yavin4

(35,446 posts)

9. Yeah, that's what they say in front of your face

Reply to JonathanRackham (Original post)

Tue Aug 2, 2016, 10:39 AM

Aug 2016

Behind your back, they're making fun of you.

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