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packman

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Sat Aug 6, 2016, 05:56 PM Aug 2016

Donald Trump joke - The Don is flying over N.Y. City and...

He looks out of the window and says to his family, "You know what, I'm gonna throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy!"

His son looks at him and says, "Dad, why don't you throw two hundred $5 bills out of the window? Then you can make two hundred people happy."

Donald says, "Son, that's a great idea!"

His wife turns to him and says, "Donald, why not throw one thousand $1 bills out the window? You could make one thousand people happy!"

Donald looks at her and says, "Babe, that is a fantastic idea! The best I've heard!"

The pilot turns and looks at Trump and says, "As long as you're at it, why don't you throw yourself out of the window and make millions of people happy?"

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Donald Trump joke - The Don is flying over N.Y. City and... (Original Post) packman Aug 2016 OP
HA! TreasonousBastard Aug 2016 #1
Hahah nt qnr Aug 2016 #2
Good one! red dog 1 Aug 2016 #3
Total copyright violation JonathanRackham Aug 2016 #4
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