Another Trump Joke

By Diogenes Bartleby
Daily Kos
August 6, 2016


Donald Trump was making a speech on one of the remote islands in Hawaii

"I promise to end all crime in the United States."

"Um-gawa-gawa," said the audience.

"I promise to find a job for every person in the United States."

"Um-gawa-gawa."

"I promise to destroy all our enemies the day after I take office."

"Um-gawa-gawa."

And so it went, Trump making one promise after the other
while the audience answered, "Um-gawa-gawa."

After the speech the chief was showing Trump around his cattle ranch.

"That's a fine stud bull you have there," said Donald, "Do you mind if I take a look at it?"

"Go right ahead," said the chief..."Just be careful not to step in the Um-gawa-gawa."