"Mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them."

Don't get old, kids. Slows down the old memory, it does.

but Mother Nature keeps kicking my ass.

But seals have no ears

sea lions and seals, but in keeping with the gist of this thread .....



Oklahoma is shaped like a hatchet

but I'm old.

"...I am owed beer and travel money and many experiences."

Please pay in advance

True tragedy if the original can't be reached! It was classic, it was!

Even the Wayback Machine can't find it.