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Orrex

(63,208 posts)
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:52 PM Aug 2016

Ohio "Gorilla" Busted, Lands Behind Bars

AUGUST 23--An “erratic” Ohio man who was “acting like a gorilla” and “masturbating on the sidewalk” is facing a disorderly conduct charge, according to police.

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Ohio "Gorilla" Busted, Lands Behind Bars (Original Post) Orrex Aug 2016 OP
Flakka? nt Laffy Kat Aug 2016 #1
Would be legal in Florida. Yavin4 Aug 2016 #2
Don't the kids call this "Aislesing"? Bucky Aug 2016 #3
Florida Man's cousin? Initech Aug 2016 #4
Monkey see...monkey spew. nt clarice Aug 2016 #5
More like monkey see, monkey spooge...... lol n/t JesterCS Aug 2016 #10
lol.....nt clarice Aug 2016 #12
Apparently he was masturbating on the sidewalk... Orrex Aug 2016 #6
Sorry Orrex, I'm not clicking on that jmowreader Aug 2016 #7
Long ago I pledged not to post any more RickRolls, and I've stuck to it. Orrex Aug 2016 #8
What's are happening our's freedom? Making's America full-of-great again! struggle4progress Aug 2016 #9
Geez, a guy can't even have a Ménagerie à un anymore without the Gestapo interfering pinboy3niner Aug 2016 #11

Orrex

(63,208 posts)
6. Apparently he was masturbating on the sidewalk...
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 06:43 PM
Aug 2016

because he wanted a more concrete relationship.

jmowreader

(50,557 posts)
7. Sorry Orrex, I'm not clicking on that
Thu Aug 25, 2016, 06:34 PM
Aug 2016

I KNOW there's a Rick Astley video at the end of that link. You're not fooling anyone.

Orrex

(63,208 posts)
8. Long ago I pledged not to post any more RickRolls, and I've stuck to it.
Thu Aug 25, 2016, 07:50 PM
Aug 2016

If you don't want to read about a public masturbator with delusions of gorillahood, then that's your misfortune.

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