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shenmue

(38,506 posts) Mon Nov 7, 2016, 08:29 PM Nov 2016

What will your cat do on Election Day?

4 votes, 0 passes \| Time left: Unlimited
	Demand treats
	1 (25%)
	Pee on the neighbor's Trump signs
	0 (0%)
	Make calls to local talk shows
	0 (0%)
	Nap
	2 (50%)
	Play with toys
	0 (0%)
	Replace Wolf Blitzer as the one who calls the states
	0 (0%)
	Tussle with the dog
	0 (0%)
	Vote, like any loyal citizen
	1 (25%)
	Drive other cats to the polls
	0 (0%)
	Lick his back foot
	0 (0%)
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What will your cat do on Election Day? (Original Post) shenmue Nov 2016 OP

All of the above Auggie Nov 2016 #1

There are three of them. At various times they will: The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2016 #2

If Trump gets elected True Dough Nov 2016 #3

and read blogs. He loves blogs rurallib Nov 2016 #4

She will socialize, go lap to lap for petting. Laffy Kat Nov 2016 #5

They'll see how accurate their predictions were. Rochester Nov 2016 #7

She won't vote. I won't take her to vote. She has a brain the size of a walnut. NNadir Nov 2016 #8

Auggie

(31,173 posts)

1. All of the above

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Mon Nov 7, 2016, 08:31 PM

Nov 2016

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,735 posts)

2. There are three of them. At various times they will:

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Mon Nov 7, 2016, 08:42 PM

Nov 2016

Nap
Wrestle
Stare out the window
Nap some more
Demand treats
Pee on something
Nap
Demand more treats
Shed fur all over everything
Play with their catnip banana
Nap
Puke where I won't see it until I step in it
Demand pets
Demand treats
Nap

True Dough

(17,306 posts)

3. If Trump gets elected

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Mon Nov 7, 2016, 08:46 PM

Nov 2016

Cats universally will do this:

rurallib

(62,423 posts)

4. and read blogs. He loves blogs

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Mon Nov 7, 2016, 10:22 PM

Nov 2016

based on the time he gets in my way so I can't read them.

Laffy Kat

(16,383 posts)

5. She will socialize, go lap to lap for petting.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Mon Nov 7, 2016, 10:23 PM

Nov 2016

Having people over to watch the returns. That is, IF she is not still mad at me. I took her to the vet today to get Soft Paws. They are these little plastic caps you glue over their regular talons. Last time I did it I just got her front paws done, but she's so bad at launching off my lap and shredding my thighs, I finally got fed up and had both front and hind paws done. They last about six weeks. Actually, she doesn't seem to mind, she's just mad about going to the vet. She also had her annual physical. She's sitting with her back to me as I type.

Rochester

(838 posts)

7. They'll see how accurate their predictions were.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Tue Nov 8, 2016, 02:14 AM

Nov 2016

(for those of you who haven't already seen it, here they are)

NNadir

(33,526 posts)

8. She won't vote. I won't take her to vote. She has a brain the size of a walnut.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Tue Nov 8, 2016, 03:01 AM

Nov 2016

She might, therefore, vote for Trump.

She's not going to the polls; she has no driver's license, and anyway, she's not registered.

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