There once was an orange headed twit,
That was completely full of bullsh't,
He lived in Drumpf tower,
Attempting to grab all of the power,
Now we can't wait till his impeachment hour.

There once was a man who was orange
Who...um.

you need to Tweet that to Trump. You might even get a response from him.

A man who lived in Trump Tower
Had money and needed more power
He groveled to Putin
With deplorables rootin'
To see videos of his golden shower

The best one yet, imo.

Who tried the political stump;
When told he won't last,
He said, "Not so fast!
I've got Putin's hand up my rump!"

Who chose oddball hours for his wit;
When asked why'd he do it,
He said, "Nothing to it.
It's boring just taking a shit."

The jokes write themselves, unfortunately. We have never lived in times like this, ever.

There once was a jerkoff named Donald
Who resembled a clown known as Ronald
Some meetings he punted,
To not be confronted
By the numerous ladies he'd fondled

Gets better with age..........

and realized that your's was one of the best ones.

but deplorables gave him a pass
They came even more giddy
The more Trump's face got shitty
With his snoot perched up Putin's ass.