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Aristus

(66,386 posts) Sat Apr 8, 2017, 01:28 AM Apr 2017

Anyone remember Title and Author? Joke book titles with the appropriate joke author names?

Twenty Miles To The Outhouse by Willie Maykit.

The Yellow River by Betty Wont.

Clinical Urology by I. P. Freely.

I Fell Off the Cliff by Eileen Dover.

Anyone have any others?

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Anyone remember Title and Author? Joke book titles with the appropriate joke author names? (Original Post) Aristus Apr 2017 OP

Under the Bleachers by Seemore Butts Lint Head Apr 2017 #1

Seymour Hiney was our version. IcyPeas Apr 2017 #7

Yep, I remember the Hiney version. fleur-de-lisa Apr 2017 #16

The Complete Proctologist's Handbook by Ben Dover PoliticAverse Apr 2017 #2

Hole in the mattress by Mr. Completely Doc_Technical Apr 2017 #3

Donald Trump's Character, by R. Sole LeftishBrit Apr 2017 #4

The Optician's Job, by U.C. Well LeftishBrit Apr 2017 #5

The Whit And Wisdom Of Spiro T. Agnew (book is filled with blank pages) applegrove Apr 2017 #6

"Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration" Freddie Apr 2017 #9

LOL! Family friends of my parents came to visit us at the cottage from Washington. applegrove Apr 2017 #12

I remember another blank one back in the 80's: "The History of Irish Erotic Art" Gidney N Cloyd Apr 2017 #14

Caulking for Beginners by Phil McCracken IcyPeas Apr 2017 #8

Lion Taming for Dummies by Claude Balls n/t Ron Obvious Apr 2017 #10

There is a real book called 'Animal Behaviour' by Fox and Tiger LeftishBrit Apr 2017 #11

The Covenant of Circumcision by Rabbi I. Kutcherpekeroff. VOX Apr 2017 #13

There's a bit of an Easter Egg Nac Mac Feegle Apr 2017 #15

How I Fooled my Husband by Iva P. Ness Scruffy Rumbler Apr 2017 #17

Dusty Roads by Sandy McAdam Orrex Apr 2017 #18

Two Morays Weren't Enough For Us by Arthur Diehl Orrex Apr 2017 #19

Republican Accomplishments by Derrar Nunn Special Prosciuto Apr 2017 #20

Lint Head

(15,064 posts)

1. Under the Bleachers by Seemore Butts

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Apr 8, 2017, 01:33 AM

Apr 2017

IcyPeas

(21,889 posts)

7. Seymour Hiney was our version.

Reply to Lint Head (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 8, 2017, 05:07 AM

Apr 2017

fleur-de-lisa

(14,627 posts)

16. Yep, I remember the Hiney version.

Reply to IcyPeas (Reply #7)

Mon Apr 10, 2017, 12:36 PM

Apr 2017

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

2. The Complete Proctologist's Handbook by Ben Dover

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Apr 8, 2017, 01:44 AM

Apr 2017

Practical proctology by Bea Hind.

Doc_Technical

(3,526 posts)

3. Hole in the mattress by Mr. Completely

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Apr 8, 2017, 02:40 AM

Apr 2017

Wildcat's Revenge by Claude Balls.

LeftishBrit

(41,208 posts)

4. Donald Trump's Character, by R. Sole

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Apr 8, 2017, 04:30 AM

Apr 2017

LeftishBrit

(41,208 posts)

5. The Optician's Job, by U.C. Well

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Apr 8, 2017, 04:31 AM

Apr 2017

Invasion of Privacy, by P. King

A British Tradition, by U.Q. Daley

applegrove

(118,683 posts)

6. The Whit And Wisdom Of Spiro T. Agnew (book is filled with blank pages)

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Apr 8, 2017, 04:43 AM

Apr 2017

Freddie

(9,267 posts)

9. "Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration"

Reply to applegrove (Reply #6)

Sat Apr 8, 2017, 07:57 AM

Apr 2017

Exact same content as the Agnew book. $7.99 on Amazon. IMO the Kindle version is a ripoff.

applegrove

(118,683 posts)

12. LOL! Family friends of my parents came to visit us at the cottage from Washington.

Reply to Freddie (Reply #9)

Sat Apr 8, 2017, 02:59 PM

Apr 2017

It was during the Watergate crisis. My mom, ever so Scottish, kept it and wrote recipes in it.

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,840 posts)

14. I remember another blank one back in the 80's: "The History of Irish Erotic Art"

Reply to applegrove (Reply #6)

Sun Apr 9, 2017, 01:30 PM

Apr 2017

IcyPeas

(21,889 posts)

8. Caulking for Beginners by Phil McCracken

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Apr 8, 2017, 05:18 AM

Apr 2017

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

10. Lion Taming for Dummies by Claude Balls n/t

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Apr 8, 2017, 09:04 AM

Apr 2017

LeftishBrit

(41,208 posts)

11. There is a real book called 'Animal Behaviour' by Fox and Tiger

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Apr 8, 2017, 11:54 AM

Apr 2017

And a real British law firm called Wright Hassall (read it out loud!)

VOX

(22,976 posts)

13. The Covenant of Circumcision by Rabbi I. Kutcherpekeroff.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sun Apr 9, 2017, 02:30 AM

Apr 2017

No one said these were high art.

Nac Mac Feegle

(971 posts)

15. There's a bit of an Easter Egg

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 10, 2017, 12:33 PM

Apr 2017

In the movie "Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit"

Where there appears a copy of "The Big Book of Monsters" by Claude Savagely

I love those kind of things.