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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThe pinboy3niner pun thread
When I spot a good pun and post it here, I think of how pinboy would probably "one-up" it with a pun of his own. It's definitely part of his legacy here.
I'm going to post the best puns I come across in this thread. I invite you to do the same, or to share a pinboy3niner play on words that you recall, if you're so inclined.
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The pinboy3niner pun thread (Original Post)
True Dough
Apr 2017
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rug
(82,333 posts)1. Two buzzards board an airplane; each is carrying two dead rabbits.
The flight attendant looks at them and says, Im sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
rug
(82,333 posts)3. The original joke called for vultures but I changed it to buzzards in his honor.
would make for a fine nom-de-plume.
lastlib
(23,236 posts)5. "Smart to have a gourd hoard in case of a gourdage shortage"
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=931706
In response to the query "Where do you hide your gourd?":
I'm not going to tell you. It's a secret I gourd with my life.
But I WILL tell you I named my gourd Ian Knott.............
Gourd help me, I can't help myself!
In response to the query "Where do you hide your gourd?":
I'm not going to tell you. It's a secret I gourd with my life.
But I WILL tell you I named my gourd Ian Knott.............
Gourd help me, I can't help myself!
lastlib
(23,236 posts)6. Careful--when you gaze into the abyss, the abyss Pikachu
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1018928358
And then there is this classic reply in the thread "Fish orgasm"
(no, I'm not making this up.... https://www.democraticunderground.com/1018928355 )
"Rut-roe"
And then there is this classic reply in the thread "Fish orgasm"
(no, I'm not making this up.... https://www.democraticunderground.com/1018928355 )
"Rut-roe"
True Dough
(17,305 posts)7. The man had a gift
No doubt about it!
pintobean
(18,101 posts)8. Pinboy was really on his game in this thread
from a few years ago. DUzies were awarded.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10024660365
Post 41 got him rolling.
True Dough
(17,305 posts)9. Thanks for that
You fittingly recognized him as the DU's "pun king" and "pun all-star," both deserving titles!
LeftInTX
(25,337 posts)10. LOL - The Diego Garcia Conspiracy Theories
True Dough
(17,305 posts)11. This one's ruff...