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OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts) Mon May 1, 2017, 01:28 AM May 2017

Y'all are gonna totally think I'm a liar

But I had dinner in an Olive Garden tonight. There was a woman breastfeeding her baby a few tables away.
I was with my wife and her cousins from Georgia who are big Bulldogs fans.

For. Fucking. Real.

I swear to FSM if I could have ordered cornflake fried chicken I would have.

(I don't know if this is necessary to add but nobody gave a damn about the breastfeeding lady. It was natural and beautiful and not sexual. But in juxtaposition with Olive Garden and Bulldogs I absolutely had to report to DU. I know it's not quite Pit Bulls but close e-damn-nough.)

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Y'all are gonna totally think I'm a liar (Original Post) OriginalGeek May 2017 OP

I am glad you told us, my dear OriginalGeek... CaliforniaPeggy May 2017 #1

OMG OriginalGeek May 2017 #4

I believe.... irisblue May 2017 #2

I had none OriginalGeek May 2017 #3

But was they baby circumcised? Laffy Kat May 2017 #5

Thanks for reporting in ashling May 2017 #6

... Rhiannon12866 May 2017 #7

Pinboy would have a comment on your story. cwydro May 2017 #8

I know right!? OriginalGeek May 2017 #13

You should mentioned the kudzu n/t sarge43 May 2017 #9

This is it folks. Dr Hobbitstein May 2017 #10

Yes, I think you're a liar. cloudbase May 2017 #11

Cloudbase Wawannabe May 2017 #16

Was there an mixed animal nearby? denbot May 2017 #12

Doesn't matter! What does is, did you put your Floyd R. Turbo May 2017 #14

Always! OriginalGeek May 2017 #15

Pix or it didn't happen. malthaussen May 2017 #17

I pondered that OriginalGeek May 2017 #18

I hope nobody was smoking!!! ret5hd May 2017 #19

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,683 posts)

1. I am glad you told us, my dear OriginalGeek...

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 01:31 AM

May 2017

Now, your post is part of the lore of the Lounge...

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

4. OMG

Reply to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)

Mon May 1, 2017, 01:46 AM

May 2017

one of the cousins is named Peggy. She's pretty awesome - mean as hell and funny about it.

I'm proud to know two awesome Peggys.

irisblue

(33,019 posts)

2. I believe....

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 01:44 AM

May 2017

But the bread sticks...

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

3. I had none

Reply to irisblue (Reply #2)

Mon May 1, 2017, 01:44 AM

May 2017

i don't like em lol.

Laffy Kat

(16,386 posts)

5. But was they baby circumcised?

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 02:40 AM

May 2017

ashling

(25,771 posts)

6. Thanks for reporting in

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 03:17 AM

May 2017

your report and comments will be entered in the record

as for a determination as to your liartudity,

don't hold your breath.

Rhiannon12866

(205,879 posts)

7. ...

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 06:11 AM

May 2017

cwydro

(51,308 posts)

8. Pinboy would have a comment on your story.

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 07:05 AM

May 2017

Be it true or not.

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

13. I know right!?

Reply to cwydro (Reply #8)

Mon May 1, 2017, 01:09 PM

May 2017

I freely admit I teared up a little thinking man, I wish PB39r coulda seen this.

sarge43

(28,942 posts)

9. You should mentioned the kudzu n/t

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 07:24 AM

May 2017

Dr Hobbitstein

(6,568 posts)

10. This is it folks.

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 08:20 AM

May 2017

It's what we've been training for.

cloudbase

(5,524 posts)

11. Yes, I think you're a liar.

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 10:03 AM

May 2017

Now, if you had started the story with "now this ain't no shit" I'd be all in.

Wawannabe

(5,676 posts)

16. Cloudbase

Reply to cloudbase (Reply #11)

Tue May 2, 2017, 03:00 PM

May 2017

I nearly peed just now.
Thanks alot

LOL!!

denbot

(9,901 posts)

12. Was there an mixed animal nearby?

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 10:19 AM

May 2017

Possibly inherited from an uncle?

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,570 posts)

14. Doesn't matter! What does is, did you put your

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 02:37 PM

May 2017

shopping cart in the corral?

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

15. Always!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #14)

Mon May 1, 2017, 05:02 PM

May 2017

what kind of degenerate would't do that?

I'm a completely different kind of degenerate.

malthaussen

(17,216 posts)

17. Pix or it didn't happen.

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Tue May 2, 2017, 03:08 PM

May 2017

Too much Fake News out there to believe you.

-- Mal

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

18. I pondered that

Reply to malthaussen (Reply #17)

Tue May 2, 2017, 03:20 PM

May 2017

but breast-feeding lady's husband was quite a bit larger and much younger than I. I decided I might not be believed but I would damn sure make it out of Olive Garden alive and that was a trade I could live with.

ret5hd

(20,516 posts)

19. I hope nobody was smoking!!!

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Tue May 2, 2017, 04:53 PM

May 2017

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