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red dog 1

(27,845 posts) Mon May 1, 2017, 04:07 PM May 2017

Your favorite line(s) from National Lampoon's "Vacation"

COUSIN VICKI
I'm going steady and I French kiss

AUDREY GRISWOLD
So what? Everybody does that

COUSIN VICKI
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it

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Your favorite line(s) from National Lampoon's "Vacation" (Original Post) red dog 1 May 2017 OP

Too many to list...here's one: Docreed2003 May 2017 #1

Hey underpants (yes my DU screen name comes from that. ) underpants May 2017 #2

The whole thing was G-R 8 !! benld74 May 2017 #3

Sorry, folks... park's closed. Comatose Sphagetti May 2017 #4

I love that line! red dog 1 May 2017 #6

Anyone watch the new remake? Fix The Stupid May 2017 #5

I guess it's worth seeing - since Christina Applegate is in it. red dog 1 May 2017 #7

Does Christmas Vacation count? 47of74 May 2017 #8

Sure, why not? red dog 1 May 2017 #9

Docreed2003

(16,869 posts)

1. Too many to list...here's one:

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 04:18 PM

May 2017

Cousin Eddie: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?

Clark: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.

underpants

(182,868 posts)

2. Hey underpants (yes my DU screen name comes from that. )

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 04:24 PM

May 2017

benld74

(9,909 posts)

3. The whole thing was G-R 8 !!

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 05:01 PM

May 2017

Rusty Griswold: Hey, ya' got Pac Man?
Cousin Dale: No.
Rusty Griswold: Ya' got Space Invaders?
Cousin Dale: Nope.
Rusty Griswold: Ya' got Asteroids?
Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.

Comatose Sphagetti

(836 posts)

4. Sorry, folks... park's closed.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon May 1, 2017, 08:55 PM

May 2017

Moose out front should'a told 'ya.

red dog 1

(27,845 posts)

6. I love that line!

Reply to Comatose Sphagetti (Reply #4)

Tue May 2, 2017, 03:46 PM

May 2017

John Candy died way too young (heart attack at 43)

Fix The Stupid

(948 posts)

5. Anyone watch the new remake?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue May 2, 2017, 09:44 AM

May 2017

It has some funny moments as well.

I think it stands up.

red dog 1

(27,845 posts)

7. I guess it's worth seeing - since Christina Applegate is in it.

Reply to Fix The Stupid (Reply #5)

Tue May 2, 2017, 03:48 PM

May 2017

47of74

(18,470 posts)

8. Does Christmas Vacation count?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue May 2, 2017, 06:17 PM

May 2017

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

red dog 1

(27,845 posts)

9. Sure, why not?

Reply to 47of74 (Reply #8)

Tue May 2, 2017, 06:20 PM

May 2017

(That's hilarious!)

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