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Worst Song Titles
1. "Mama Get Your Hammer (There's a Fly on Baby's Head)," by the Bobby Peterson Quintet.
2. "When There's Tears in the Eyes of a Potato," by the Hoosier Hot Shots.
3. "I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones," by the Hoosier Hot Shots.
4. "She Was Bitten on the Udder by an Adder," by Homer & Jethro.
5. "A Bowl of Chop Suey and You-ey," by Sam Robbins & His Hotel McAlpin Orchestra.
6. "I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in Bed While I Cry Over You," by Homer & Jethro.
7. "How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life," by Fred Astaire and Jane Powell.
8. "I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)," by Randy Hanzlick, M.D. (Dr. Demento says Hanzlick is--or was, as of 1980--a real internist in Atlanta, who writes songs for a hobby).
http://dmdb.org/articles/art.parade.html
2. "When There's Tears in the Eyes of a Potato," by the Hoosier Hot Shots.
3. "I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones," by the Hoosier Hot Shots.
4. "She Was Bitten on the Udder by an Adder," by Homer & Jethro.
5. "A Bowl of Chop Suey and You-ey," by Sam Robbins & His Hotel McAlpin Orchestra.
6. "I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in Bed While I Cry Over You," by Homer & Jethro.
7. "How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life," by Fred Astaire and Jane Powell.
8. "I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)," by Randy Hanzlick, M.D. (Dr. Demento says Hanzlick is--or was, as of 1980--a real internist in Atlanta, who writes songs for a hobby).
http://dmdb.org/articles/art.parade.html
1 Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
2 Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
3 Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
4 Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
5 How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
6 How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
7 I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
8 I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
9 I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
10 I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
46 Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/c-w.htm
There have to be more
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I just really don't want to know about the mating rituals of river rodents (well maybe some of the ones down at Tikki Lagoon in the Delta 
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He was the Conductor of the Houston Symphony Orchestra in 1968.
He said the worst song title he had run into was "Kiss the Blood Off my Hands".
Get Off the Stove, Grandma; You're Too Old to Ride the Range.
Bake
