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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsLittle Caesars Marketing New Marshmallows N Gravy Pizza Directly To President
http://www.theonion.com/article/little-caesars-marketing-new-marshmallows-n-gravy--56252DETROITTouting the menu item as perfect for commander-in-chief-sized cravings, Little Caesars this week launched an extensive marketing campaign for its new Marshmallows N Gravy Pizza aimed directly at President Donald Trump. Our sweet and savory Marshmallows N Gravy Pizza is the only meal that can satisfy the hunger of the nations highest office, said a spokesperson in a new Little Caesars television spot, which aired several times during Thursday mornings episode of Fox & Friends and featured multiple slow-motion close-up shots of thick brown gravy cascading onto a marshmallow-covered pizza while Hail To The Chief played in the background. With dozens of perfectly toasted Jet-Puffed marshmallows bathed in rich sausage gravy and finished with crispy Cool Ranch Doritos crumbles all atop a large Classic Pepperoni pizza, our newest taste sensation is the perfect choice for a diplomatic lunch, state dinner, or when you get that late-night 3 a.m. hankering while checking social media. And with Little Caesars restaurants conveniently located throughout the D.C. and Palm Beach metro areas, you can have a slice of Marshmallows N Gravy Pizza whenever you like. According to Little Caesars, the new item is available for $16.99 or as part of the $20.99 Executive Meal Deal along with a 48-ounce Dr Pepper and can of Duncan Hines cake frosting.
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Little Caesars Marketing New Marshmallows N Gravy Pizza Directly To President (Original Post)
smirkymonkey
Jun 2017
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Beartracks
(12,816 posts)1. Coming soon to a state fair near you...
... on a stick!!
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smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)2. *snort*
The deplorables will go crazy for it!
Initech
(100,081 posts)3. Deep fried on a stick of course!