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Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts)
Sun Apr 15, 2012, 04:18 AM Apr 2012

When DUers ask honest questions in the Lounge, do you respond with snarky sexual double entendres?

Because I almost responded with "The rear entrance of Shady Thicket" in one of the current threads and KNEW in my heart of hearts that would be WRONG. The question was like waving a red flag in front of a bull. It was low hanging fruit, so ripe and juicy and ready for the picking, and yet I ABSTAINED. Well, sort of. I DID post it here, after all.



I feel that allows me to ascend to some level of moral high ground unknown to most of you, but I wanted to check and make sure. I'm not saying I'm a better person than many of you, but I'm not NOT saying it, either.



I KEED! I KEED!

Sort of. Do you? DO YOU?



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When DUers ask honest questions in the Lounge, do you respond with snarky sexual double entendres? (Original Post) Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 OP
I don't normally reply like that T_i_B Apr 2012 #1
It's not the size of the reply that matters. It's the quality. Kaleva Apr 2012 #8
Well you can't beat a ripe and juicy foot long Oscar Mayer weiner Son of Gob Apr 2012 #2
There's nothing like an outstanding pair of entendres intaglio Apr 2012 #3
we're here unionworks Apr 2012 #4
low hanging fruit rug Apr 2012 #5
... Major Nikon Apr 2012 #10
.... rug Apr 2012 #12
Well I certainly do! HopeHoops Apr 2012 #6
The real question is "why wouldn't you?" Major Nikon Apr 2012 #11
Too drunk to think of anything snarky? HopeHoops Apr 2012 #14
A man is not a piece of fruit! ! ! ! ! graywarrior Apr 2012 #7
I only reply with sexual single entendres Generic Brad Apr 2012 #9
I'm sure someone could lure you into being the master of your domain. Aristus Apr 2012 #13

Kaleva

(36,301 posts)
8. It's not the size of the reply that matters. It's the quality.
Sun Apr 15, 2012, 12:56 PM
Apr 2012

At least that's what I've been told here by female members (as they snickered and crossed their fingers).

Son of Gob

(1,502 posts)
2. Well you can't beat a ripe and juicy foot long Oscar Mayer weiner
Sun Apr 15, 2012, 04:31 AM
Apr 2012

Who am I kidding, 6 inches. But if you can beat it, expect an explosion of flavor.

intaglio

(8,170 posts)
3. There's nothing like an outstanding pair of entendres
Sun Apr 15, 2012, 05:59 AM
Apr 2012

although they do make some men take a wide stance

Need I say more? nudge, nudge say no more ...

Aristus

(66,369 posts)
13. I'm sure someone could lure you into being the master of your domain.
Sun Apr 15, 2012, 07:25 PM
Apr 2012

All they need is some master bait.

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