A couple former employers come to mind.



One in particular.

I phoned him to tell him my mother had died and I was flying back east for a week to attend the funeral and take care of family business.

He said "OK", but added
"You're coming to work tomorrow, aren't you?"

I said "No, I'm flying back East"

to which he replied:

"Can't you get a flight after work?"

Mooch's cup??? did you steal that???

Does it smell like whisky? Yep, definitely taterguy's.

Where's the shopping link so I can buy one?

I NEED THAT ONE FOR WORK!

I would send you a box of them...just in case you break one.. throwing it at an fellow employee...