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LuckyTheDog

(6,837 posts) Wed Apr 18, 2012, 12:26 PM Apr 2012

Quick... how do I get a big-ass meteor to hit the Earth before my 2:00 conference call?

Or, if that's not possible, the meteor could be a small one and hit just me.

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Quick... how do I get a big-ass meteor to hit the Earth before my 2:00 conference call? (Original Post) LuckyTheDog Apr 2012 OP

Do something to distract Pat Robertson KamaAina Apr 2012 #1

Can you be "stuck in a tunnel" for the entirety of the call? klook Apr 2012 #2

Go outside and make the meteor mating call gratuitous Apr 2012 #3

Become somebody else completely Taverner Apr 2012 #4

Not sure about the Meteor but would a mini-earthquake that swallows you whole do? LynneSin Apr 2012 #5

Would it take my boss with me? LuckyTheDog Apr 2012 #8

That's only if you pay for the extra mini-Tsunami feature LynneSin Apr 2012 #10

Sorry, I placed a strict ban on meteors for today charlie and algernon Apr 2012 #6

With my luck, the meteor will hit... LuckyTheDog Apr 2012 #7

Place large inflatable dinosaurs on top of the building... Phentex Apr 2012 #9

Settle for a drone ? russspeakeasy Apr 2012 #11

Call Rush's show... 3waygeek Apr 2012 #12

Call 1-800-BIG-ROCK and put in a request. HopeHoops Apr 2012 #13

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

1. Do something to distract Pat Robertson

Reply to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 12:28 PM

Apr 2012

Wave a joint in front of him, maybe.

klook

(12,171 posts)

2. Can you be "stuck in a tunnel" for the entirety of the call?

Reply to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 12:29 PM

Apr 2012

"Sorry, you're still breaking up!"

"Nope, can't -- chh-cchhhrrr-cch -- hear you cch-cchcch!"

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

3. Go outside and make the meteor mating call

Reply to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 12:34 PM

Apr 2012

It's irresistible!

Taverner

(55,476 posts)

4. Become somebody else completely

Reply to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 12:43 PM

Apr 2012

Think - Lynch's Lost Highway

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

5. Not sure about the Meteor but would a mini-earthquake that swallows you whole do?

Reply to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 12:45 PM

Apr 2012

I could frack near you - that might make it happen

LuckyTheDog

(6,837 posts)

8. Would it take my boss with me?

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 01:13 PM

Apr 2012

If so, let 'er rip.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

10. That's only if you pay for the extra mini-Tsunami feature

Reply to LuckyTheDog (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 01:16 PM

Apr 2012

you can select up to 5 extra people.

charlie and algernon

(13,447 posts)

6. Sorry, I placed a strict ban on meteors for today

Reply to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 12:49 PM

Apr 2012

I have a date this evening. Can't let it be spoiled by an apocalypse.

LuckyTheDog

(6,837 posts)

7. With my luck, the meteor will hit...

Reply to charlie and algernon (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 01:09 PM

Apr 2012

... just AFTER my conference call. And I will have spent my last hour on Earth being pestered about nonsense.

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

9. Place large inflatable dinosaurs on top of the building...

Reply to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 01:16 PM

Apr 2012

russspeakeasy

(6,539 posts)

11. Settle for a drone ?

Reply to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 03:21 PM

Apr 2012

3waygeek

(2,034 posts)

12. Call Rush's show...

Reply to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 07:42 PM

Apr 2012

and say something that will make him fall from his chair. His fat ass hitting the floor will have the same impact as your meteor.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

13. Call 1-800-BIG-ROCK and put in a request.

Reply to LuckyTheDog (Original post)

Thu Apr 19, 2012, 10:29 AM

Apr 2012

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