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kairos12

(12,862 posts) Mon Oct 9, 2017, 08:29 PM Oct 2017

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Why dont zoo animals take the SATS?

Too many cheetahs!!

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Why dont zoo animals take the SATS? (Original Post) kairos12 Oct 2017 OP

Bwahahaha! muntrv Oct 2017 #1

And the leopards kept messing up the scantron readers Orrex Oct 2017 #2

They didn't have enough monkeys. earthshine Oct 2017 #3

Ho ho! Oh, yes, that is quite a good joke. Dave Starsky Oct 2017 #4

Because they'll beat Trump's scores crazycatlady Oct 2017 #5

muntrv

(14,505 posts)

1. Bwahahaha!

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Oct 9, 2017, 08:57 PM

Oct 2017

Orrex

(63,213 posts)

2. And the leopards kept messing up the scantron readers

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Oct 9, 2017, 10:23 PM

Oct 2017

earthshine

(1,642 posts)

3. They didn't have enough monkeys.

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Tue Oct 10, 2017, 05:30 AM

Oct 2017

It takes one hundred monkeys (and a lot of luck) to complete a math problem.

Dave Starsky

(5,914 posts)

4. Ho ho! Oh, yes, that is quite a good joke.

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Tue Oct 10, 2017, 08:38 AM

Oct 2017

I dare say I chuckled at that one. Jolly good.

crazycatlady

(4,492 posts)

5. Because they'll beat Trump's scores

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Tue Oct 10, 2017, 07:13 PM

Oct 2017

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