At first, I was like.../And then, I like went...

I was naked, sleeping face down on a towel at the local nude beach. When I woke up, there was a naked gentleman sitting next to me, eating grapes. He told me "Hello Stanley, I took the liberty of wedging a grape firmly into your buttocks while you were sleeping. It is a seedless grape. I know you like the seedless ones".

At first, I was like...Thanks!

And then, I like went...Er...My name's Larry.