Carjack used to fix flat tires (Get your ass out of the car now!)
Cadillac used to be a Benz (hey, get out of the street)
Big joints never gotcha higher
Freebase cost you in the end
I'm just a no-name reporter
I wish I had nothing to say
Looking through my new camcorder
Trying to find a crime that pays
I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today

He's gay used to mean he's happy
Nowadays happy ain't allowed (alright)
You're played used to mean top forty
(You're listening to WNPG and we will ? chaos)
Now 40 days of being played ain't proud
I'm just a no-name reporter
I wish I had nothing to say
Lookin' through my new camcorder
Trying to find a crime that pays
I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today
(Yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Safe sex used to mean no babies
When intercourse used to mean fun
If I had fifteen ladies
I would only fuck with one
I get hit by a mortar, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder [rulin'/ruinin'] my world today
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah)

Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Prince Rogers Nelson
Chaos and Disorder lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group