Can't quite figure it out.

How did Teddy Roosevelt manage to sit on a moose???

The freshwater swamps are the mooses' favorite feeding spots...I have seen them grazing
many times...and ONE time at midnight on a mountain road one of them blocked out the
stars and as I came to a stop, ambled across the road right in front of me....



The two dead trees side by side simply reminded me of two horse hitching posts...but taller
Of course you'd need waders

Teddy was just added to contradict the conventional wisdom that you can't (or wouldn't) ride a moose!

for your insight into the spirit of my post