The Legend of Rick Scott: or Please Don't Let the Door Hit You in the Ass
Come and listen to a story about a man named Scott
Says he grew up poor, but today he's surely not,
Sitting in Texas in his fancy office chair,
When Indictments starting dropping and he got a little scared,
Medicare fraud indictments, biggest case in American history!
Well the first thing you know Rick's sneaking out the door,
Lawyers recommended he should move away for sure,
They Said "Florida is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up his millions and he moved to Napoli, (Naples, Florida, that is. . .)
Rich white folks, swimming pools, & government-sanctioned opinions!
Well now its time to say good by to Rick and all his kin.
They'd like to thank Floridians who blindly took them in,
But Charlie Crist is here you see to bring back our integrity,
So take your dirty money and thank God for double jeopardy.
Don't come back now, you hear?
*Posted in GD, but wanted to share with fellow Floridians. Hope you like it.
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My first thought was Let It Be, then remembered this:
From The Beatles Song "Let It Be"
When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer, let it be
For though they may be parted
There is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Yeah there will be an answer, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Ah let it be, yeah let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
And when the night is cloudy
There is still a light that shines on me
Shine on until tomorrow, let it be
I wake up to the sound of music,
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
Yeah let it be, let it be
Let it be, yeah let it be
Oh there will be an answer, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, yeah let it be
Oh there will be an answer, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Ah let it be, yeah let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
Hope I'm not doing harm to the Beatles or their song by using it this way. Just seemed to fit how I'm feeling!
