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Little Star

(17,055 posts)
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 03:36 PM Oct 2014

Dear America, We Invented All the Worst Candy. Sorry. Love, Boston





While I’m sure the residents of Chocolatetown, USA take attacks on their candy credentials very seriously — this is a city whose downtown features Hershey Kiss streetlights at the intersection of Chocolate and Cocoa Avenue, after all — the notion that Boston even belongs in the conversation as Hershey is laughable. Boston’s only argument in candy superiority is how old their confections are, which is like the inventor of hardtack claiming to be the unsurpassed leader in military rations. In fact, of the Massachusetts-based candies listed in the article, Junior Mints are the only one I wouldn’t immediately throw in the garbage if I got a box while trick-or-treating. To prove it, I decided to rank the sweets from best to worst — or perhaps more accurately, from pretty good to completely inedible.

http://bdcwire.com/list/dear-america-we-invented-all-the-worst-candy-sorry-love-boston/

Growing up with Boston's candy, I liked them all!
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Dear America, We Invented All the Worst Candy. Sorry. Love, Boston (Original Post) Little Star Oct 2014 OP
I really like necco wafers! Scootaloo Oct 2014 #1
Me too. Almost picked up a pack yesterday, but reason intervened. No Vested Interest Oct 2014 #3
Um, where are those little 'Boston baked beans' candy things? Erich Bloodaxe BSN Oct 2014 #2
Wiki says they were a Ferrara Pan candy. Then... Little Star Oct 2014 #8
I like Necco wafers. Haven't found any to buy in a long time. Louisiana1976 Oct 2014 #4
Necco wafers and other old-time candies (ex. Walnetto's) are available No Vested Interest Oct 2014 #9
I love Necco Wafers, and they're still readily available. Atman Oct 2014 #11
I agree about the VT Country Store. It is pricey though. Paper Roses Oct 2014 #17
You're correct - VCS is pricey. You have to be really No Vested Interest Oct 2014 #19
Hah, yeah... pipi_k Oct 2014 #21
Was Boston responsible for "Chuckles" truedelphi Oct 2014 #5
I think Chuckles was originally a Hershey's candy Little Star Oct 2014 #7
Had to laugh. Sugar Daddy's and Necco Wafers. Yuck. Paper Roses Oct 2014 #6
Pom Poms were my favorite at the movies-Milk Duds were 2nd best TexasProgresive Oct 2014 #13
They call elk droppings Milk Duds up here. Just sayin'. I do miss Texas peanut brittle. freshwest Oct 2014 #14
Milk Duds look just like fresh goat droppings. TexasProgresive Oct 2014 #16
I LOVED Necco Wafers and Sugar Daddies when I was a kid. nt valerief Oct 2014 #10
I could make a Sugar Daddy last all day when I was a kid. lol Little Star Oct 2014 #12
My dad LOVES Sugar Daddies jmowreader Oct 2014 #15
I'm guessing that Fig Newtons don't count? MannyGoldstein Oct 2014 #18
When it comes to cookies, Toll House beat Fig Newtons. merrily Oct 2014 #20

No Vested Interest

(5,167 posts)
3. Me too. Almost picked up a pack yesterday, but reason intervened.
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 03:57 PM
Oct 2014

All those caramel, chewy things are yesterday's memories, as far as I'm concerned, like swinging on a vine in the woods. - Gone forever.

Erich Bloodaxe BSN

(14,733 posts)
2. Um, where are those little 'Boston baked beans' candy things?
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 03:44 PM
Oct 2014

Those weren't actually made in Boston?

Gotta say, I pretty much agree with the author. The only times I've gone out of my way to buy any of those were as gag gifts for older people's birthdays.

Little Star

(17,055 posts)
8. Wiki says they were a Ferrara Pan candy. Then...
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 05:11 PM
Oct 2014

Ferrara Pan merged with Farley's & Sathers Candy Company in 2012.

No Vested Interest

(5,167 posts)
9. Necco wafers and other old-time candies (ex. Walnetto's) are available
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 05:12 PM
Oct 2014

from the Vermont Country store, along with a lot of items not found elsewhere.
I have bought trouser-stretchers for my slacks - eliminates ironing, as well as night-caps - the kind worn on the head if it tends to get cold overnight. Also Ship'n'Shore blouses, Lanz nightgowns, and many more.

I just love to browse through their catalogue.

Atman

(31,464 posts)
11. I love Necco Wafers, and they're still readily available.
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 06:31 PM
Oct 2014

At least in Connecticut and Massachusetts. And also in the mini rolls, not just at Halloween, but year 'round.

Paper Roses

(7,475 posts)
17. I agree about the VT Country Store. It is pricey though.
Sun Oct 26, 2014, 06:48 AM
Oct 2014

I was told by someone that many of the things they sell, are not quite the same as we remember them. Point in case: Lifeboy soap. Used to love that stuff but will not buy it. Was told it was not the same
And -a blast from the past--they have Tangee lipstick. Remember that from Woolworths? When I was a kid, it was about fifteen cents a tube. I believe it is about $15.00 at VCS.
Used to get their catalog but I guess they gave up on me.

It would still be fun to look at but It is on line too.

http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/store/?searchid=7SPDBRND&feedid=googlebrand&adpos=1t1&creative=51862506378&device=c&matchtype=e&network=g&gclid=CKau57mSysECFWcF7AodsU0ADA

No Vested Interest

(5,167 posts)
19. You're correct - VCS is pricey. You have to be really
Sun Oct 26, 2014, 04:38 PM
Oct 2014

desperate for a product, or not realize the price is high.
Yes, I've seen the Tangee lipstick - orangish, if I remember correctly, and old-timey perfumes.
It's a hoot.
Family member really wanted a night cap, so I ordered & got from VCS. Later found out your can goole such Items and there's more than one place that them.

pipi_k

(21,020 posts)
21. Hah, yeah...
Tue Oct 28, 2014, 11:37 AM
Oct 2014

the old time perfumes.

I love the description for "Evening In Paris" which touts it as one of the most loved fragrances from the 50s or whatever.

My mom had some of that. I was just a kid at the time, but I thought it was absolutely PUTRID.


So the only thing I ever bought from their catalog was a French Butter Bell. I never knew such a thing existed till I saw it in the catalog. Such a simple concept, but brilliant!

I do enjoy looking through the catalog when one comes, just for the memories





PS...for anyone who doesn't know what a butter bell is...

http://www.butterbell.com/how-to-use-butter-bell-crock/

truedelphi

(32,324 posts)
5. Was Boston responsible for "Chuckles"
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 04:08 PM
Oct 2014

The little wrapper with five different colored jelllies, Black, Yellow, Red, Green and Orange.
No on in Calif. seems to have ever heard of them, but I loved those as a kid.

Of course, some people in Calif never ever have heard of taking girls to watch the submarine races, at the local lake... (Whether that is because there are not all that many lakes, or because guys here were more honest w/ girlfriends, I guess I won't ever know.)

Little Star

(17,055 posts)
7. I think Chuckles was originally a Hershey's candy
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 05:05 PM
Oct 2014

& in 2002 the Farley & Sathers company acquired the Chuckles brand from Hershey, so says Wiki.

Paper Roses

(7,475 posts)
6. Had to laugh. Sugar Daddy's and Necco Wafers. Yuck.
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 05:05 PM
Oct 2014

I'm from the Boston area and find that Necco wafers, available here, feel like chalk in my mouth. Sugar Daddy's--instant filling removers. Love the taste but hate the dentist bill. Charleston Chew, same thing.
Junior mints are another story. Love them.

TexasProgresive

(12,158 posts)
16. Milk Duds look just like fresh goat droppings.
Sun Oct 26, 2014, 06:34 AM
Oct 2014

A lady I work with told this story on herself. She was walking in Alaska with her boyfriend and was picking up, what she thought were pecans. He said, "Why are you doing that?" She said, "Look at all these pecans, I'll make a pie." Laughing he asked, "What tree did they fall from?", as there wasn't a tree in sight, "That's moose shit."

jmowreader

(50,562 posts)
15. My dad LOVES Sugar Daddies
Sun Oct 26, 2014, 12:44 AM
Oct 2014

When he and Mom lived on the side of a hill they got about three trick-or-treaters a year. Since he was going to have to eat anything they didn't give out, he got Sugar Daddies.

Now they live in a subdivision with two brazillion kids living it in.

merrily

(45,251 posts)
20. When it comes to cookies, Toll House beat Fig Newtons.
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 06:40 AM
Oct 2014

Ask any kid if he or she would rather have chocolate chips or a dried fig. Just sayin'

Marshmallow fluff seems to me like a much softer version of Turkish taffy, but, okay, I'll give it to a Somerville native. I don't think a guy from Pennsy actually invented Turkish taffy anyway. I think his Daddy brought it (or the concept) with him from Turkey.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_Taffy

I'm guessing when travel to other countries was a lot more rare than it is now, especially non-European countries, travelers "invented" a lot of stuff that had been around for centuries. Marco Polo and ancient Chinese noodles v. relatively new "Italian" pasta is but one example of the "inventive" tourist. I've always suspected that Greeks "invented" a lot of the things with which they are credited only after visiting Egypt. As they say, the victors wrote history.

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