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TexasTowelie

(112,252 posts) Sat Apr 26, 2014, 03:01 AM Apr 2014

The Heritage Foundation Needs a Senior Data Analyst. Should I Apply?

Here is the job description:

http://www.heritage.org/about/jobs/fulltime/senior-data-analyst

I can't wait to tell Karl Rove that the GOP is going to take over the Senate in 2014 and the Presidency in 2016!

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The Heritage Foundation Needs a Senior Data Analyst. Should I Apply? (Original Post) TexasTowelie Apr 2014 OP

Go for it Gothmog Apr 2014 #1

Have you studied creative writing? Half-Century Man Apr 2014 #2

Go for it! nt Ilsa Apr 2014 #3

That would be hilarious! TxDemChem Apr 2014 #4

Gothmog

(145,353 posts)

1. Go for it

Reply to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Sat Apr 26, 2014, 05:52 AM

Apr 2014

Half-Century Man

(5,279 posts)

2. Have you studied creative writing?

Reply to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Sat Apr 26, 2014, 06:28 AM

Apr 2014

You might want to look into a courses on abnormal psychology and manipulation of statistics. Another helpful suggestion is to go for elective surgery, look into a moralectomy. That will ease your inevitable feelings of shame and self-loathing.

Ilsa

(61,695 posts)

3. Go for it! nt

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Sat Apr 26, 2014, 07:13 AM

Apr 2014

TxDemChem

(1,918 posts)

4. That would be hilarious!

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Sat Apr 26, 2014, 11:14 AM

Apr 2014

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